{"id":1013,"date":"2005-03-01T06:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-01T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/glasses"},"modified":"2023-03-01T10:53:19","modified_gmt":"2023-03-01T10:53:19","slug":"nieuwe-bril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/03\/01\/nieuwe-bril\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8211;|     Nieuwe Bril     |&#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">I<\/span>k weet 't; een <em>nonsense<\/em>-post van mega-formaat maar ik moet 't ff kwijt; ik heb een nieuwe bril. <br \/>\nEen best wel zilverachtige.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><em>(En foeilelijk maar dat wist ik toen nog niet. RED)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Want bril uit de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/heading-eamel-jan-2013.jpg\">heading<\/a><\/span> was, ondanks zorgvuldig uitgezocht&nbsp;materiaal (<em>teletubbiepantzerplastic<\/em>), niet bestand tegen <em>His Masters Foot<\/em>. En volgens de mevrouw van de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Parelwinkel\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pearle.nl\/nl_NL\/opticien\/oud-beijerland-oostdijk\" target=\"_blank\">parelwinkel<\/a><\/span> was dit een <em>werkelijk enig modelletje<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Hoewel ik moeite heb met woorden als <em>enig <\/em>en<em> eng<\/em>&nbsp;(woorden welke vooral <em>niet<\/em> door mannen gebezigd dienen te worden) ben ik bezweken. <del>Door<\/del> Dankzij de ogen van de <em>pareljuffrouw<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Moraal; ik ben vr\u00e9selijk zakelijk. <strong>#not<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><em>Anyway<\/em>. Ter kennisgeving; <em>uw Eamel<\/em> heeft een nieuwe bril. Dus.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><strong>UPDATE 23 maart 2005<\/strong>: <em>uw eamel<\/em>'s nieuwe bril krijgt <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/03\/23\/viva-eamel-poste-restante\/\" target=\"_blank\">landelijke exposure<\/a><\/span>! &#x1f602;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_72049\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-72049\" style=\"width: 1270px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/03\/23\/viva-eamel-poste-restante\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-72049 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1280\" height=\"1613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva-813x1024.jpg 813w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva-1219x1536.jpg 1219w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva-636x801.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/eamelviva-600x756.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-72049\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Jakkie. Ik lijk hier wel een seriemoordende psychopaat. ;-(<\/span><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik weet 't; een nonsense-post van mega-formaat maar ik moet 't ff kwijt; ik heb een nieuwe bril. Een best wel zilverachtige. (En foeilelijk maar dat wist ik toen nog niet. RED) Want bril uit de heading was, ondanks zorgvuldig uitgezocht&nbsp;materiaal (teletubbiepantzerplastic), niet bestand tegen His Masters Foot. En volgens de mevrouw van de parelwinkel &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"&#8211;|     Nieuwe Bril     |&#8211;\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/03\/01\/nieuwe-bril\/#more-1013\" aria-label=\"Read more about &#8211;|     Nieuwe Bril     |&#8211;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20863,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1683,865,23,872,9,40,52,863,8,42],"tags":[1686,1199,1125,1130,1141,1200,2453],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1683","category-bizar","category-cool","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-oars","category-technyk","category-zucht","tag-1686","tag-bril","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-meaculpa","tag-pearle","tag-viva"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}