{"id":1023,"date":"2005-12-01T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T19:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/sokkenterror"},"modified":"2024-12-02T15:17:40","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T14:17:40","slug":"sokkenterror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/sokkenterror\/","title":{"rendered":"Sokkenterror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/argh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"323\"\/><\/p>\n<span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">K<\/span>ut.&nbsp; Waarom is dat toch <em>altijd<\/em>, <em>zonder ene uitzondering,<\/em> dat \u00e9lke keer als ik m'n wasgoed uit de droger pluk, er \u00e9\u00e9n sok op de grond flikkert?<\/p>\n<p>En <em>altijd<\/em>, als ik dan met die stapel wasgoed in m'n armen die ene sok op wil gaan rapen, er gelijk een tiental sokken besluiten zichzelf ook maar te laten vallen?<\/p>\n<p>Maar het ergste; WAAROM MIS IK ALTIJD \u00c9\u00c9N SOK?&nbsp;A-l-t-i-j-d!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Zou er zoiets als een sokkentherapie&nbsp;bestaan?)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE 2024:<\/strong> Oh, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"vandaar\" rel=\"nofollow noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/The_Mystery_of_Missing_Socks_Unraveled.mp4\" class=\"vp-a vp-mp4-type vp-modal-click vp-modal-click_shortcode\">vandaar<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kut.&nbsp; Waarom is dat toch altijd, zonder ene uitzondering, dat \u00e9lke keer als ik m'n wasgoed uit de droger pluk, er \u00e9\u00e9n sok op de grond flikkert? En altijd, als ik dan met die stapel wasgoed in m'n armen die ene sok op wil gaan rapen, er gelijk een tiental sokken besluiten zichzelf ook maar &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Sokkenterror\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/sokkenterror\/#more-1023\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sokkenterror\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":78021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1683,1026,865,872,40,52,80],"tags":[1686,1112,1125,1141,3935,3937,3936,1157,3938],"class_list":["post-1023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1683","category-animated-gif","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-thus","tag-1686","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-meaculpa","tag-sokken","tag-sokketherapie","tag-therapie","tag-thus","tag-wasmachine"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}