{"id":10342,"date":"2012-07-12T00:07:24","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T23:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/appeltjespeertjespruimpjes"},"modified":"2021-07-12T00:15:58","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T22:15:58","slug":"appeltjespeertjespruimpjes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/12\/appeltjespeertjespruimpjes\/","title":{"rendered":"Appeltjespeertjespruimpjes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-57593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/appeer-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/appeer-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/appeer-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/appeer-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/appeer.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\">M<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">otto van mijn <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/11\/het-is-nu-officieel\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mevrouw<\/span><\/a>: eet vaker fruit.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">Mocht niet van <em>Feestboek<\/em>. Want porno. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">Schiet mij maar lek.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_63554\"  width=\"957\" height=\"718\"  data-origwidth=\"957\" data-origheight=\"718\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aETen_FoPcA?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aETen_FoPcA\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/aETen_FoPcA\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Motto van mijn mevrouw: eet vaker fruit.&nbsp; Mocht niet van Feestboek. 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