{"id":10624,"date":"2012-07-18T18:05:43","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T17:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/lesprit-de-lescalier"},"modified":"2021-07-18T08:25:12","modified_gmt":"2021-07-18T06:25:12","slug":"lesprit-de-lescalier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/18\/lesprit-de-lescalier\/","title":{"rendered":"L'esprit de l'escalier"},"content":{"rendered":"

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K<\/span><\/strong><\/span>om ik thuis van winkelen, ziet ik de nieuwe <\/em><\/span><\/span>buuv<\/em> in d'r voortuintje bezig.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mevrouw is een boom aan het snoeien. (<\/span>goddamn time<\/em>)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Terwijl ik dichterbij kom constateer ik dat zij, vanwege d'r geringe lengte, nogal moeite heeft om bij de hogere takken te komen.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Heuj.<\/em>\" zeg ik.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Hmpf.<\/em>\" zegt zij.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Wil 't lukken?<\/em>\" vraag ik.<\/span><\/p>\n

('Making conversation' heet dat)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Hmpf.<\/em>\" zegt zij.<\/span><\/p>\n

Omdat ik niet de beroerdste ben en naast een sprankelijkende persoonlijkheid ook nog eens over een huishoudladder beschik, wil ik deze aanbieden. En dus vraag ik;<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Moet je 'n trap?<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Ze kijkt me met grote, felle ogen aan en sneert; <\/span><\/p>\n

\"Moet je \u00e9\u00e9n keer proberen. Ik trap je vierkant terug.<\/em>\" … 😬<\/span><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n

En ze lachte er niet eens bij...<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Geschrokken schuifel ik m'n huis in. 
\nHeb ik<\/em> weer; fucking Godzilla<\/em><\/a><\/span> als buurvrouw. <\/span><\/p>\n

Of zou ik iets aan mijn intonatie moeten doen?<\/span><\/p>\n

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  Kom ik thuis van winkelen, ziet ik de nieuwe buuv in d'r voortuintje bezig. Mevrouw is een boom aan het snoeien. (goddamn time) Terwijl ik dichterbij kom constateer ik dat zij, vanwege d'r geringe lengte, nogal moeite heeft om bij de hogere takken te komen. \"Heuj.\" zeg ik. \"Hmpf.\" zegt zij. \"Wil 't lukken?\" … <\/p>\n

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