{"id":10864,"date":"2012-07-21T13:13:30","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T12:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/blije-michelle"},"modified":"2023-01-27T18:32:20","modified_gmt":"2023-01-27T17:32:20","slug":"blije-michelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/21\/blije-michelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Blije Michelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div style=\"background-color: #ffdab9;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-75225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jenneke.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"183\"\/><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">I<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">nmiddels <em>zo'n<\/em> baard, dit 'nieuws', maar ik kan 't niet laten deze even mijn eigen <em>analen<\/em> in te brengen.*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Mag ik u voorstellen;<em>&nbsp;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Jenneke op Wiki\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michelle_Jenneke\" target=\"_blank\">Michelle Jenneke<\/a><\/span><\/em>. Vermeend&nbsp;<em>Lekker ding<\/em>, hordeloopster, <em>Blij Mens<\/em>, danstalent en vooral<em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Jenneke viral.\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/37KZ7X\" target=\"_blank\">viral<\/a><\/span><\/em> (viriel? &#x1f601;<\/span>).<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">\u00c9lke keer als ik die sensuele bewegingen zie, haar ontwapenende glimlach (pretogen incluis) maar v\u00f2\u00f2ral de som der delen, word ik eventjes heel erg ontzettend warm van binnen. En rest mij niet anders dan te concluderen dat de wereld een chronisch tekort aan <em>Michelle Jennekes<\/em> heeft. <br \/>\nEn God bestaat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Ik zou er bijna hordes van gaan lopen. <em>Bijna<\/em>, h\u00e8?<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/45784191\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" width=\"1000\" height=\"562\" frameborder=\"0\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\">*Rare zinsconstructies, gebaseerd op ordinaire <\/em><em>&#x1f4a9;<\/em>&#8211; en &#x1f4a6;humor. Dat mag hier. <br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>UPDATE 2013!!1!:<\/strong> &#x1f602;&#x1f602;&#x1f602;<\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_97180\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"720\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U_9J2oJjjd4?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U_9J2oJjjd4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/U_9J2oJjjd4\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Forever Alone with Michelle Jenneke\" rel=\"nofollow noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/forever_alone_michelle_jenneke.mp4\" class=\"vp-a vp-mp4-type vp-modal-click vp-modal-click_shortcode\">Hier<\/a><\/span> een back-up, mocht <em>Ome Youtube<\/em> weer moeilijk gaan doen&#8230; &#x1f605;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":74349,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1611,1026,34,38,60,107,1097,1025],"tags":[1651,1119,1123,2087,1150,1171],"class_list":["post-10864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1611","category-animated-gif","category-beeld","category-famkes","category-filmpke","category-kunsdt","category-le-nude-parfait","category-seks","tag-1651","tag-famkes","tag-filmpke","tag-michelle-jenneke","tag-seks","tag-vimeo"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10864\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}