{"id":1120,"date":"2005-05-03T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/nonokianomore"},"modified":"2022-05-03T09:52:18","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T07:52:18","slug":"no-nokia-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/05\/03\/no-nokia-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"No Nokia no more"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #b0c4de;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">D<\/span><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">e <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #4682b4; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/03\/07\/worse\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nokia<\/a><\/span><\/em> is niet meer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Naast praktisch <em>on<\/em>-nut (t\u00e9 kleine toetsen voor <em>Neanderthaler<\/em>-duimen, <em>lo-res<\/em> kwaliteit als je <em>hi-res<\/em> gewend bent), t\u00e9 groot formaat <em>(\"Ben je blij me te zien of is dat een Nokia 6600 in je broekzak?\")<\/em> en een hardnekkige <em>bluetooth-connectieprobleem <\/em>met de computert.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Collegaatje M. had er wel oren naar en toen was daar de<em> Dag des Oordeels; <\/em>afscheid.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Op de valreep nog fluks het toestel geledigd van alles, gerelateerd aan des <em>Eamel's<\/em> (701 sms-jes 1 voor 1 moeten verwijderen; tnx, Nokia! NOT!) om vervolgens tot de ontdekking te komen dat het geheugen een en ander aan verloren gewaande momenten prijsgeeft..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Kortom;&nbsp;<em>telefoneske<\/em> nabeelden van lang vervlogen tijden.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Zo. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\">Nu in bad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\">&#x1f604;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Van bruggen en wegen en wolken;<\/li>\n<li>Van <em>pizzeriaanse<\/em> bakvissen en idem buurmannen;<\/li>\n<li>Van ongeschoren zelfportretten en adolescente <em>bitches-in-dop;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Van <em>Pernissige filth<\/em> en <em>canned rainbows;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Van mistige regen en gecremeerde <em>canneloni's;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Van dorpskermissen en weemoedige oudemannen-activiteiten;<\/li>\n<li>Van ex-en en idem stulpjes;<\/li>\n<li>Van patchkasten en betunnelde ochtendspitsen;<\/li>\n<li>Van ongeziene voetbalwedstrijden en geautomatiseerde kerstmannen;<\/li>\n<li>Van liftverveling en geparkeerde privileges (gna);<\/li>\n<li>Van Nederlands' Eerste Waterkering naar nog meer kerstmannen;<\/li>\n<li>Van nietszeggende reorganisatiebijeenkomsten tot compenserende sfeerlocaties;<\/li>\n<li>Van gekleurde woningen en <em>onbewuste genomen;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Van afscheid en hernieuwde kennismaking.<\/li>\n<li>Van gelukkige moeders, bevallige achterkanten en 'niet fysiek-edoch-mentaal-ontvallen' soulmates&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/05\/nomorenokia2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-72880\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/05\/nomorenokia2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1280\" height=\"2664\" 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