{"id":1244,"date":"2005-04-06T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T10:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/something-about-eamel"},"modified":"2022-04-06T01:19:04","modified_gmt":"2022-04-05T23:19:04","slug":"something-about-eamel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/06\/something-about-eamel\/","title":{"rendered":"Something about Eamel"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\"In a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/features\/980731\/gross\/something.html\" target=\"_blank\">scene<\/a><\/span> that's already giving \"There's Something About Mary\" cult status, Ben Stiller gets a particularly personal <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=goo\" target=\"_blank\">gooey<\/a><\/span> substance (and one not normally seen outside X-rated movies) stuck on his ear. Mistaking it for hair gel, Cameron Diaz uses it to give her bangs a lift.\"<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">H<\/span>et is op z'n minst <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">angstaanjagend<\/span> confronterend om er&nbsp;op zaterdagochtend&nbsp;achter te komen dat er een klomp witte gel (doorsnee ca. 1 cm.) aan de top van je oor kleeft, levende&nbsp;in de wetenschap dat je dat er waarschijnlijk vier- en twintig uur ervoor hebt aangebracht.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">En ineens vallen de puzzelstukjes op hun plaats; waarom <em>zij<\/em> begon te giegelen. Waarom <em>hij<\/em> maar gefixeerd naar je oor bleef kijken.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">En jij jezelf maar afvragen; waarom is er <em>niemand<\/em> zo attent geweest om deze wetenschap even met mij te delen?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">En uiteindelijk kun je maar 1 conclusie trekken; de mens, hij is wreed&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"In a scene that's already giving \"There's Something About Mary\" cult status, Ben Stiller gets a particularly personal gooey substance (and one not normally seen outside X-rated movies) stuck on his ear. Mistaking it for hair gel, Cameron Diaz uses it to give her bangs a lift.\" Het is op z'n minst angstaanjagend confronterend om &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Something about Eamel\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/06\/something-about-eamel\/#more-1244\" aria-label=\"Read more about Something about Eamel\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79830,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1683,1026,34,865,872,9,40,52,1025,83,101,42],"tags":[1686,1105,1109,1112,1125,3420,1130,1141,1144,3418,3419,1161],"class_list":["post-1244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1683","category-animated-gif","category-beeld","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-seks","category-sosjaal","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1686","tag-animated-gif","tag-beeld","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-gel","tag-humor","tag-meaculpa","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-something-about-mary","tag-sperma","tag-wurk-handel"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}