{"id":1354,"date":"2005-08-10T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T14:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/eamelpost-klusterror"},"modified":"2022-08-10T09:53:29","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T07:53:29","slug":"het-dingetje-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/10\/het-dingetje-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Het Dingetje (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #d8bfd8;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">I<\/span>k zweer 't je: geef mij een pc en ik doe er alles mee. Sterker nog; ik <em>w\u00e9\u00e9t<\/em> zelfs wat ik er mee doe.<\/p>\n<p>Maar douw mij een gordijnrail in handen en ik ben werkelijk een uur bezig dat <em>teringding<\/em> aan 't gipsen plafond te krijgen.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ik heb 't eerder gezegd; ik ben geen <em>klussert<\/em>. Ik h\u00e1\u00e1t 't zelfs. Geen geduld voor en gezegend met twee linkerhanden. Vooral dat geduld is een <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wikiwand.com\/nl\/Tantaluskwelling\" target=\"_blank\"><em>tantaluskwelling<\/em><\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Ik bedoel.. ik zou 't wel kunnen maar ik heb geen geduld genoeg om die rail tegen 't plafond te houden, gaatjes te boren, van die rare pluggen erin te prakken en ook nog schroefjes erin te draaien.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Goeie genade&#8230; zijn er mensen die dit vrijwillig <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a class=\"hoverZoomLink\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/08\/klussenvoordummies.jpg\">doen<\/a><\/span>?!?<\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Anyway. Kom er net achter dat ik te weinig van die <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"dingetje\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/10\/het-dingetje-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">dingetjes<\/a><\/span> heb. Je weet wel, die dingetjes waar die andere dingetjes dan weer in gaan. Nee, ik bedoel geen pluggen. Ik weet wat pluggen zijn. &#x1f621;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Enfin; de angst slaat mij om 't hart: 'straks' nog een hele badkamer 'doen'. Een slaapkamer schilderen en voorzien van gipsplaten. Een trap opnieuw bekleden en een hal <em>her-decoreren<\/em> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zucht. Ik ben ff naar <em>IKEA<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>F\u00f8kking<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"dingetje\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/10\/het-dingetje-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">dingetjes<\/a> <\/span>halen&#8230; &#x1f621;&#x1f47f;<\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75040,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1683,1026,865,872,1093,40,52,8,80,42],"tags":[2640,1686,1297,2747,1157,1162],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1683","category-animated-gif","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-klusse-mei-durk","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-technyk","category-thus","category-zucht","tag-klussemeidurk","tag-1686","tag-schilderen","tag-tantaluskwelling","tag-thus","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}