{"id":13820,"date":"2012-11-08T02:17:30","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T01:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2-euroshopper"},"modified":"2024-11-09T12:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T11:22:33","slug":"euroshopper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/11\/08\/euroshopper\/","title":{"rendered":"Aan die Euroshopper in de Appie"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #b2362c;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #f1f3e8;\"><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">A<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #f1f3e8;\"><em>wkward<\/em> <em>moment<\/em> in de <em>Appie<\/em>, vanmiddag.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #f1f3e8;\">Ik sta achter een meneer te wachten bij de kassa. Het enige wat hij op de band zet is een tiental&nbsp;<em>Euroshopper<\/em> sperziebonen-in-blikken. <em>Ansich<\/em> al bijzonder maar <em>soit<\/em>; misschien een sperziebonen-<em>fetisj<\/em>. Of een feestje.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #f1f3e8;\">Hij probeert te pinnen maar heeft kennelijk niet genoeg saldo op zijn rekening. De kassi\u00e8re stelt voor om wat conserven terug te nemen maar dat gaat niet vanwege zijn eerdere pinpoging.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #f1f3e8;\">Omdat de man n\u00e9t daarvoor mijn hond groette die geduldig in de winkelwagen zit en ik bovendien de bui alweer zie hangen (<em>altijd de verkeerde rij<\/em>) zeg ik in een impuls tegen deze voor mij onbekende persoon; \"<em>Wat kom je tekort?<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-align: inherit; color: #f1f3e8;\">Hij geeft aan dat hij \u20ac1,25 te weinig heeft en aangezien ik geen ander kleingeld bij me heb dan een muntje van twee euro geef ik 'm die.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div> <div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #f1f3e8;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-77724 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ondankbare-lul1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"164\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ondankbare-lul1-1.jpg 164w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ondankbare-lul1-1-90x111.jpg 90w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ondankbare-lul1-1-110x136.jpg 110w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 164px) 100vw, 164px\" \/>Hij geeft de munt vervolgens weer aan de kassi\u00e8re. Ze kijkt me aan, dan naar hem en geeft de resterende 75 cent terug. <strong>Aan <\/strong><\/span><strong><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\">hem<\/em><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\">. Die wegloopt. Z\u00f2nder bedankje. Z\u00f2nder omkijken.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mevrouw de kassi\u00e8re kijkt me nog eens aan, schuift onderwijl <em>sto\u00efcijns<\/em>&nbsp;mijn boodschappen over de lezer (laser?), noemt het eindbedrag en terwijl ik, nog beduusd door het voorval, mijn pincode intoets groet zij alvast diegene die achter mij staat.<\/p>\n<p>Ik loop verder.<\/p>\n<p>En terwijl er van alles door me heen gaat (\"<em>D\u00e0t was awkward&#8230;<\/em>\"), bedenk ik me dat dit de laatste keer is geweest dat ik wildvreemde mannen met <em>sperciebonen-in-blik<\/em> geld geef.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e0t zal ze leren. 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