{"id":1619,"date":"2006-02-06T08:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T08:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/vocht"},"modified":"2022-02-06T10:20:46","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T09:20:46","slug":"vochtige-scheur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2006\/02\/06\/vochtige-scheur\/","title":{"rendered":"Vochtige scheur"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">G<\/span>esprekje, van de week opgevangen <i>whilst eating<\/i> in de kantine:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><b><br \/>\nZij 1:<\/b>\"Maar dat tuingereedschap roest dan ook als de neten, hoor..\"<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><br \/>\nZij 2:<i>\"Ik weet 't, ik weet 't.. maar ja, wat doe je eraan?\"<\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><b><br \/>\nZij 1<\/b>:\"Zet 't in je schuur of zo..\"<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><br \/>\nZij 2:<i>\"Dat gaat niet; ik heb last van vocht in m'n scheur.\"<\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><b><br \/>\nZij 1<\/b>:\"Euh.. vocht in je euh.. scheur?\"<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><br \/>\nZij 2:<i>\"Ja! Ik heb een vochtige scheur! Niks gedaan met tuingereedschap. 't Roest waar je bijstaat..\"<\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'Bad Script';\"><b><br \/>\nZij 1<\/b>:\"Tja, als je een vochtige scheur hebt, heeft dat ook geen zin inderdaad. Ahum. Wat denk je; gaan we morgen nog mooi weer krijgen?\"<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Zowel gesprekspartner nummer 1 als ondergetekende wisten even niks meer te zeggen&#8230; <i>(waar gebeurd)<\/i><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40159\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/vochtigescheur.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/vochtigescheur.jpg 726w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/vochtigescheur-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/vochtigescheur-636x403.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/vochtigescheur-600x380.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gesprekje, van de week opgevangen whilst eating in de kantine: Zij 1:\"Maar dat tuingereedschap roest dan ook als de neten, hoor..\" Zij 2:\"Ik weet 't, ik weet 't.. maar ja, wat doe je eraan?\" Zij 1:\"Zet 't in je schuur of zo..\" Zij 2:\"Dat gaat niet; ik heb last van vocht in m'n scheur.\" Zij &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Vochtige scheur\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2006\/02\/06\/vochtige-scheur\/#more-1619\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vochtige scheur\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79194,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1696,865,872,9,85,46],"tags":[1112,1125,1130,1147,1161],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1696","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-op-stap","category-wurk-handel","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-op-stap","tag-wurk-handel"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}