{"id":1705,"date":"2006-09-16T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-16T12:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/and-counting"},"modified":"2021-09-16T01:54:23","modified_gmt":"2021-09-15T23:54:23","slug":"and-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2006\/09\/16\/and-counting\/","title":{"rendered":"And counting &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"background-color: #cd5c5c;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-33598\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/syb_veraf_slof.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/syb_veraf_slof.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/syb_veraf_slof-300x244.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/syb_veraf_slof-636x517.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/syb_veraf_slof-600x488.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>C<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">ats; <em>you've gotta love 'em&#8230;<\/em>&nbsp;<strong>#not<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong>Situatieschets<\/strong>: midden in de nacht.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Uw eamel<\/em> (ruw wakker gemaakt door een <em>gooi-es-een-baksteen-door-je-ruit<\/em>-geluid), gewapend met een strijkijzer, in zijn blote <em>pikketanussie<\/em> de trap af op zoek naar een vermeende inbreker om er vervolgens achter te komen dat <em>Ikea<\/em>-gedrocht nummer drie is gesneuveld in de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2013\/06\/13\/cattitude\/\" target=\"_blank\">kattenstrijd<\/a><\/span> die e<em>amel's Waterloo<\/em> heet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Het was niet mijn nacht, deze nacht.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Cats; you've gotta love 'em&#8230;&nbsp;#not Situatieschets: midden in de nacht. Uw eamel (ruw wakker gemaakt door een gooi-es-een-baksteen-door-je-ruit-geluid), gewapend met een strijkijzer, in zijn blote pikketanussie de trap af op zoek naar een vermeende inbreker om er vervolgens achter te komen dat Ikea-gedrocht nummer drie is gesneuveld in de kattenstrijd die eamel's Waterloo heet. &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"And counting &#8230;\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2006\/09\/16\/and-counting\/#more-1705\" aria-label=\"Read more about And counting &#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76466,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1696,79,865,872,52,80],"tags":[1555,1111,1125,3846,1144,1291,3845,1157],"class_list":["post-1705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1696","category-bistenenblomkes","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-Mooi-kudt","category-thus","tag-1555","tag-bistenenblomkes","tag-frjemd","tag-lamp-kapot","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-syb","tag-sytse","tag-thus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}