{"id":17381,"date":"2013-01-17T13:51:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T12:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/stadse-fratsen"},"modified":"2022-01-17T23:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-01-17T22:33:37","slug":"stadse-fratsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/17\/stadse-fratsen\/","title":{"rendered":"Stadse fratsen"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-17431\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/maffia2.jpg\" alt=\"maffia\" width=\"200\" height=\"249\"\/><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">D<\/span>oe ik gistermiddag mijn tweedaagse <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Hardlooprondje\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.endomondo.com\/workouts\/151877390?user=229691\" target=\"_blank\">hardlooprondje<\/a><\/span>, word ik halverwege geconfronteerd met onderstaand tafereeltje: een kraanwagenboot<em>dinges<\/em> met daarachter een politievaartuig en verderop z'n tweelingbroer. Verder krioelt het van de <em>Zodiacs<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Het gevaarte takelt een verroeste <em>Volvo<\/em> (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"440\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Volvo_400-serie\" target=\"_blank\">modelletje 440<\/a><\/span>, me dunkt) uit het water en tracht deze \u00f2p z'n wielen \u00f2p het dek te plaatsen. Wat niet lukt, uiteraard. Wat volgt is een strijd tegen de elementen, de eigen onkunde en het recalcitrante overblijfsel van een auto.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>Ik heb 't maar een kwartier uitgehouden want <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"K-k-k-oudddd\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/sneeuw\/\" target=\"_blank\">min twee<\/a><\/span>, zonder handschoenen maar m\u00e9t ontblote plofkuiten een halve dag naar die heikneuters te kijken&#8230; dat werd zelfs <em>mij<\/em> teveel.<\/p>\n<p>In eerste instantie vermoedde ik een <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\" Wat zij kunnen, kunnen wij beter\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/U3mCxv\" target=\"_blank\">copy-cat actie<\/a><\/span> van onze lokale <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"are you tokking to me?\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/oud-beijerland.datzitdaar.nl\/religieuze-organisaties.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zwarte Kousen Maffia<\/a><\/span>&nbsp;maar enig&nbsp;<em>empirisch<\/em> onderzoek wees uit dat men bezig was <em>coldcases<\/em>&nbsp; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Politie zoekt vermisten\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dichtbij.nl\/rotterdam-zuid\/regionaal-nieuws\/artikel\/2604594\/politie-zoekt-vermisten-in-gezonken-autos-update.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">uit het water te vissen<\/a><\/span>&nbsp;(<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Politie-zoekt-vermisten-in-gezonken-auto-s-update-De-Nieuwspeper-Rotterdam.png\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">spiegeltje<\/span><\/a><\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Enfin. Kijkt u zelf.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Voor de verhoging van uw kijkgenot heb ik 't verder dodelijk saaie filmpje nog even van een kek muziekje voorzien.<\/p>\n<p><em>At your service<\/em>!<\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_64382\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"720\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zlBNhTgBD3Y?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zlBNhTgBD3Y\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/zlBNhTgBD3Y\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/auto_1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/auto_1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1369\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/embed?pb=!1m18!1m12!1m3!1d308.21867106926646!2d4.412094517406878!3d51.82900874771607!2m3!1f0!2f0!3f0!3m2!1i1024!2i768!4f13.1!4m3!3e6!4m0!4m0!5e0!3m2!1snl!2snl!4v1484610934598\" width=\"1280\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":78714,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1626,17,865,60,872,1098,863,85,907,101],"tags":[1629,3115,1123,1176,1682,3114],"class_list":["post-17381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1626","category-aldemeuk","category-bizar","category-filmpke","category-frjemd","category-galerij","category-oars","category-op-stap","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-wier-bard","tag-1629","tag-cold-case-politie","tag-filmpke","tag-oud-beijerland","tag-spui","tag-volvo"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17381\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}