{"id":1767,"date":"2006-09-12T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/killing-fields"},"modified":"2021-09-12T09:31:15","modified_gmt":"2021-09-12T07:31:15","slug":"killing-fields","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2006\/09\/12\/killing-fields\/","title":{"rendered":"'Smeerbare' roomboter"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-76330\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/smeerbaar.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\"\/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-76332 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-140x140.png 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-90x90.png 90w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/letter_l_150-110x110.png 110w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>ieve meneer of mevrouw Albert Heijn,<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><em>Ik wil het even met u hebben over uw 'smeerbare' roomboter. Die is namelijk <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">niet<\/span> smeerbaar. <\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><em>Jawel; als het nog niet gekoeld is wel, ja. Maar niet, zoals uw verpakking reclameert: <\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 20px; padding: 20px 6px 20px 20px; color: #555555; background-color: #eeeeee; border: 4px solid #000000; text-align: center;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 20pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em>'Direct uit de koelkast smeerbaar!'<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span class=\"authorOrTitle\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><em>Want dat is niet zo. <\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><em>Integendeel; het is een grove leugen. <\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: courier new, courier, monospace;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><b>Ik heb 't een paar dagen buiten de koeling laten staan en ja; dan wel&#8230; smeerbaar. Echter blijkt die groene mos, welke zich vervolgens manifesteert en zeker niet op de verpakking vermeld staat als vast ingredi\u00ebnt, zich slecht te laten combineren met mijn melkhagelslag. <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em>Sterker nog; het combineert niet eens met mijn smaakpapillen, laat staan dat mijn toch al zulks gevoelige darmen er vrolijk van worden.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em>Kortom; gekoeld. Na drie messen, twee borden en zes- en dertig bolletjes heb ik 't opgegeven, heer of mevrouw Albert. 't Is werkelijk waar een slagveld!1 Elke keer weer. Om moedeloos van te worden.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 20px;\"><em>In mijn bescheiden beleving heeft U zich een oor aan laten naaien door meneer Unilever of zo.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\"><em>Inmiddels bevind ik mij op de rand van een hongerdood. Want uw blik bruine bonen met die 'handige sluiting' (twee nagels, 1 schaar en een schroevendraaier) bleek zijn naam ook al eer aan te doen ('sluiting', als in 'kan niet open'). <\/em><\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\">#auw<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\">Kortom, meneer of mevrouw Albert&#8230; Hoe lossen we dit op?<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\">Alvast bedankt voor uw ongetwijfeld snelle maar bovenal zeer bevredigende reactie!!1<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\">Met een bescheiden edoch vriendelijke groet van mij,<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;\">uw eamel<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16173,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1696,872,9,52,80,101],"tags":[1555,2609,1112,1125,1130,1144,2608,2607,1157,1160],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1696","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-thus","category-wier-bard","tag-1555","tag-albert-heijn","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-roomboter","tag-smeerbaar","tag-thus","tag-wier-bard"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}