{"id":1790,"date":"2007-12-01T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/incredible-pregnant"},"modified":"2024-12-02T15:35:35","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T14:35:35","slug":"incredible-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/incredible-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredible Pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77999\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"751\" data-wpmflightbox=\"0\" data-wpmf_image_lightbox=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-327x410.jpg 327w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-583x730.jpg 583w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-636x796.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-600x751.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-90x113.jpg 90w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-110x138.jpg 110w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-320x401.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-560x701.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/shehulk_ongewenstzwanger-782x979.jpg 782w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">Z<\/span>o her en der in de stad kom ik haar tegen. Op zo'n billboard.<\/p>\n<p>En elke keer als ik haar zie lijkt ze me meer vragen dan antwoorden op te leveren. Voor de lezer met een zwart\/witscherm; de dame op nevenstaand billboard is groen. <em>G-r-o-e-n<\/em>. Precies. D\u00e1t vroeg ik me dus ook al af&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #228b22;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Want:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Waarom is zij groen? En waarom is zij een groene mevrouw met negro\u00efde kenmerken? Is dit een typisch gevalletje van <em>witte-mannen-reclamebureau-stigmatisering<\/em>?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Is dat groen, in tegenstelling tot <em>gewenst<\/em> zwanger worden, het gevolg van onveilig vrijen? Een soort straf, zeg maar? (<em>\"Oh, kijk; groen! Onveilige seks gehad, jongedame?\")<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Of is zij wellicht \"<em>The New &amp; Emancipated Hulk\"<\/em>; <em>rolmodel<\/em> voor het hedendaagse hoerende-en-snoerende <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20070216141836\/http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/binkysgirls\/sets\/72157594444030231\/\" target=\"_blank\">breezahsletje<\/a><\/span><\/em>?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Is zij wellicht <a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/westfriesland.webregio.nl\/src\/Extra\/Acties\/VerhWeds2006\/verhaal.aspx?StoryID=72025\" target=\"_blank\">jaloers<\/a>? Groen van jaloezie op mensen met een <em>gewenste<\/em> zwangerschap?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Of is zij slechts <em>Incredible<\/em> zwanger?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Of ben ik al die jaren voor het lapje gehouden ende in mijn ootje genomen en wordt je gewoon groen van het ongewenst-zwanger-zijn?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Kortom; verwarring is mijn deel. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20071218153310\/https:\/\/www.vbok.nl\/index.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Ongewenst Zwanger<\/a><\/em><\/span> me reet.&nbsp;<em>Ongewenst Groen<\/em> lijkt me meer op z'n plek&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kortom; verwarring is mijn deel. 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