{"id":1869,"date":"2007-07-07T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-07T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/mass-poo-production"},"modified":"2022-07-07T13:57:35","modified_gmt":"2022-07-07T11:57:35","slug":"hamsteren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2007\/07\/07\/hamsteren\/","title":{"rendered":"Hamster\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9nn!!1!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"background-color: #e19bc6;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">H<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">m. Sta ik voor 't stoplicht te wachten, zie ik deze familie lopen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">En zonder nu in goedkope stereotiepen ende stigma's te vervallen vroeg ik me&nbsp;toch heel even af wat een doorsnee familie als deze nu met <em>tweehonderdacht<\/em>&#8211; en <em>tachtig<\/em> rollen toiletpapier van plan moet zijn.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Zwaar geval van <i>collectieve diarree<\/i>?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Of.. of aanschaf voor het gehele jaar zodat men slechts eenmaal over straat hoeft met datgene waarmee <em>den bruinen rozet<\/em> reinigt?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Of is er iemand jarig en is dit een leuk ende goedkoop alternatief voor al te vrolijk gekleurde slingers?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Of.. of dienstbaarheid jegens het plaatselijke verzorgingshuis?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Een groot gezin, wellicht?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Een epidemie op handen?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Nah ja&#8230; het vervolg laat zich raden; mijn licht sprong op groen en dwong me tot het in beweging zetten van mijn vehikel, mij volledig in onwetendheid achterlatend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em>I hate it when that happens<\/em>. De volgende keer stap ik uit. Dan wil ik het weten ook.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74017 size-medium hoverZoomLink\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/hamsteren1024-1-300x111.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"811\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Hm. Sta ik voor 't stoplicht te wachten, zie ik deze familie lopen. En zonder nu in goedkope stereotiepen ende stigma's te vervallen vroeg ik me&nbsp;toch heel even af wat een doorsnee familie als deze nu met tweehonderdacht&#8211; en tachtig rollen toiletpapier van plan moet zijn. Zwaar geval van collectieve diarree? Of.. of aanschaf &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Hamster\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9nn!!1!\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2007\/07\/07\/hamsteren\/#more-1869\" aria-label=\"Read more about Hamster\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9nn!!1!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16292,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1644,34,865,872,9,863,85,907,101],"tags":[1647,1109,1112,1125,3645,1130,1147,1256,1152,3646,1160,1162],"class_list":["post-1869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1644","category-beeld","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-oars","category-op-stap","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-wier-bard","tag-1647","tag-beeld","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-hamsteren","tag-humor","tag-op-stap","tag-rotterdam","tag-sfeer-en-sa","tag-wc-papier","tag-wier-bard","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}