{"id":1899,"date":"2008-10-02T01:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T01:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wrong-rupsam"},"modified":"2021-10-02T11:03:23","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T09:03:23","slug":"wrong-rupsam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2008\/10\/02\/wrong-rupsam\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Rupsam"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"background-color: #4682b4;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; color: #ffffff;\">*Deurbel klinkt.&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; color: #ffffff;\">Type '<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wikiwand.com\/nl\/De_vieze_man\" target=\"_blank\">Vieze Man<\/a><\/span>' aan de deur*<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #b0c4de;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>Goedemiddag. Woont Rupsam hier?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> <em>Rupsam<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller:<em> Ja, Rupsam. De postbode.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Nee. Geen <em>Rupsam<\/em> hier. Wel *******<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>Wat gek. Volgens dit briefje is 't nummer 67. Dit is toch 67?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Ja, dit is 67. Misschien ergens &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>En de buren? Heten die toevallig Rupsam?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Nee, die heten ****, denk ik&nbsp;en hebben een garage. <br \/>\nIk ken geen postbodes met een eigen garagebedr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>U weet zeker dat ze geen Rupsam heten? Wellicht heeft uw buurman een bijbaantje?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Dat zou zo maar kunnen maar dan heet -ie nog geen <em>Rupsam<\/em>.&nbsp; <br \/>\nSterker nog; ik weet geeneens hoe -ie \u00e9cht van achteren heet. <br \/>\nGeen <em>Rupsam<\/em> in ieder gev..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>En verderop? In dit pand? Geen Rupsam's?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Meneer. <br \/>\nAls ik een <em>Rupsam<\/em> in dit pand&nbsp;zou kennen zou ik 't U zeker vertellen. <br \/>\nEcht waar. <br \/>\nMaar ik ken geen <em>Rupsam<\/em>. <br \/>\nSorry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211;&nbsp;Aanbeller: <em>En<\/em> <em>U bent&nbsp;echt geen Rupsam?<\/em> <em>Dat kunt U met zekerheid zeggen?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px; text-align: right;\">&#8211; <strong>Eamel:<\/strong> Ja. Dat weet ik zeker. Ik ben geen <em>Rupsam<\/em>. Wederom; sorry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Aanbeller: <em>Raar. Hij moet hier wonen; Rupsam. Ik zou toch zweren&#8230;&nbsp;<\/em>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-65310 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"665\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3.png 665w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-300x34.png 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-636x72.png 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-600x68.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 665px) 100vw, 665px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #4682b4;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\">E<\/span><\/strong><\/span>n hij schuifelde naar zijn fiets om zich vervolgens al mopperend richting de noorderzon te begeven. <br \/>\nIk had voor de gelegenheid graag <em>Rupsam<\/em> geheten.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Al was het alleen maar om erachter te komen wat -ie nog m\u00e9\u00e9r te vertellen had. <span style=\"font-size: 28pt;\">&#x1f602;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-65310\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"665\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3.png 665w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-300x34.png 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-636x72.png 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/divider-logo-3-600x68.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 665px) 100vw, 665px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_54361\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"1024\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"1024\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bxghzWQkTk8?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&start=52&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bxghzWQkTk8\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/bxghzWQkTk8\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; *Deurbel klinkt.&nbsp;Type 'Vieze Man' aan de deur* &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8211; Aanbeller: Goedemiddag. Woont Rupsam hier? &#8211; Eamel: Rupsam? &#8211; Aanbeller: Ja, Rupsam. De postbode. &#8211; Eamel: Nee. Geen Rupsam hier. Wel ******* &#8211; Aanbeller: Wat gek. Volgens dit briefje is 't nummer 67. Dit is toch 67? &#8211; Eamel: Ja, dit is 67. 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