{"id":1909,"date":"2008-10-03T23:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T23:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/voebalwomb"},"modified":"2021-11-06T10:48:24","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T09:48:24","slug":"voetbalwomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2008\/10\/03\/voetbalwomb\/","title":{"rendered":"Voetbalwomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-67971\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/nos_studiosport2008.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\"\/><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\">L<\/span><\/strong><\/span>aten we wel zijn; zelfs ik, <em>complete and utter non-sporter cum suis pur sang avant la lettre<\/em>, ben blij dat <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/studiosport_zondag.jpg\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">alles weer bij 't<\/span> oude<\/a> is.<\/p>\n<p>Blij dat we gezamenlijk weer op zondagavond, rond zeven uur, rond de tv kunnen gaan zitten. Gezellig met 't bordje op schoot, kijkend naar de samenvattingen van het nationale voetbal waarvan je 's middags de score heel per ongeluk al op teletekst had gezien (pagina 819. <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/teletekst.nos.nl\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Toch<\/span><\/a>?).<\/p>\n<p>Ja, echt waar; zelfs <em>ik<\/em> ben daar blij om. Al was het alleen maar omdat 't voelt als een soort thuiskomen.&nbsp;Die <em>Hollandsche Kneuterigheid<\/em>. Een beetje terug naar vroeger, in die spreekwoordelijke veilige g<em>ezelligheids<\/em>-baarmoeder.<\/p>\n<p><em>And while we're at it<\/em>; doe dan gelijk even de vrijheid van meningsuiting terug. Dat men weer tekeningetjes kan maken van half- en hele goden zonder gelijk een <em>jihad<\/em> aan je broek te krijgen.&nbsp;<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #0000ff;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Nu we toch bezig zijn; geef me dan ook maar even die tijd terug dat <em>echte<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jeugdsentimenten.net\/2006\/02\/19\/familie-knots\/\" target=\"_blank\">jeugdtelevisie<\/a><\/span> alleen nog op woensdagmiddag te bekijken was. Om half vier. Op Nederland 1.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Met een kopje thee wat&nbsp;<em>Mem<\/em> speciaal voor je zette. Met een <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kaakje\" target=\"_blank\">kaakje<\/a><\/span>.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Of die tijd dat je op zondagmorgen het ouderlijk bed in sloop, muisstil onder de lakens doorkroop, jezelf nestelend tussen <em>Deit <\/em>en<em> Mem<\/em> in. Vervolgens de dekens half over je gezicht, starend naar die destijds <em>oh-zo<\/em>-hippe oranje gordijnen waardoor de piekende warme zonnestralen je ogen kietelden en je gezicht deed opgloeien tot je jezelf veilig genoeg waande en tevreden opgerold&nbsp;in slaap sukkelde.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Of die tijd dat je in je <em>mem<\/em>'s armen lag en vrijwel niets anders te doen had dan een beetje te slapen, te poepen en te tietslobberen. Ja, doe me dat maar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Let op mijn woorden; <em>voetbal <\/em>terug bij StudioSport is pas het begin. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">We komen er wel&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_94879\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"960\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"960\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Fo-0pZPS7oU?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Fo-0pZPS7oU\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/Fo-0pZPS7oU\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67970,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1746,17,23,1028,920,907,80,1092,101],"tags":[1747,2761,1620,2758,2762,2759,2394,2760,1183],"class_list":["post-1909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1746","category-aldemeuk","category-cool","category-feestdei","category-hoera","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-thus","category-weemoed-en-melancholie","category-wier-bard","tag-1747","tag-baarmoeder","tag-nos","tag-studio-sport","tag-veilig","tag-voebal","tag-voetbal","tag-vroeger-was-alles-beter","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}