{"id":1922,"date":"2008-06-04T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/tsjoek-tsjoek-boredom"},"modified":"2021-06-04T10:55:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T08:55:48","slug":"tsjoek-tsjoek-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/04\/tsjoek-tsjoek-boredom\/","title":{"rendered":"Tsjoek-tsjoek-boredom"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\">U<\/span><\/strong><\/span>it de gsm.<\/p>\n<p>Prachtige visuele <em>leftover<\/em>-werkjes als gevolg van een drie uur durende rit <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/03\/et-nous-sommes-retournez\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>sur le TGV<\/em><\/a><\/span> waarin niet gerookt mag worden, de pepermuntjes bij vertrek al reeds achter de prothese zijn verdwenen, slapen niet tot de opties behoort vanwege hardnekkig mekkerend kindergrut en -uiteraard- een chronisch gebrek aan been- en hoofdruimte.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>Rest ons tweehonderd- en veertig minuten van algehele meligheid waarin tweeduizend acht jaren van beschaving vlot worden gereduceerd tot een vijftiental <em>sepia<\/em> afbeeldinkjes van dubieuze aard, gegoten in een geanimeerd gifje, welke dientengevolge ongetwijfeld een gerede kans maken op een nominatie voor een nieuwe categorie binnen de <a href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Darwin_Awards\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Darwin Awards<\/span><\/em>.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hum. Achteraf bezien wellicht een <em>-je-had-erbij-moeten-zijn-om-\u2018t-te-kunnen-waarderen-erlebnis<\/em>&#8230; &#x1f602;<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1746,1026,1194,38,872,85,101],"tags":[1747,1105,1119,1125,1147,1367,1368,2336,2225,2337,1160],"class_list":["post-1922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1746","category-animated-gif","category-de-leafde","category-famkes","category-frjemd","category-op-stap","category-wier-bard","tag-1747","tag-animated-gif","tag-famkes","tag-frjemd","tag-op-stap","tag-parijs","tag-paris","tag-tgv","tag-trein","tag-verveling","tag-wier-bard"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}