{"id":1997,"date":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/eamels-review-quantum-of-solace"},"modified":"2018-06-13T09:33:27","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T07:33:27","slug":"eamels-review-quantum-of-solace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/1970\/01\/01\/eamels-review-quantum-of-solace\/","title":{"rendered":"Eamel's Review: Quantum of Solace"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\nEamel in <a href=\"http:\/\/eamel.web-log.nl\/eamel\/2006\/12\/crap_utter_crap.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"bondcrap\">2006<\/a> over de destijds 'nieuwe' <a href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Casino_Royale_(2006)\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"casinocrap\">James Bond<\/a>:\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<address>\nGeen Q. Geen Moneypenny. Shitty Bondgirl. <br \/>\nHumor nihil. Blond. Geen gadgets at all. <br \/>\nGeen John ~Q Branch~ Cleese&#8230;<\/address>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<address>\n<br \/>\nWat een schijtfilm&#8230;<\/address>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>\nDaar kunnen we nu, v.w.b. de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.007.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"quantum of solacecrap\">nieuwste<\/a> Bondfilm, aan toevoegen: absoluut geen verhaallijn, de kortste Bond ooit (wat, gezien de kwaliteit van deze verzameling plaatjes, geen straf is), gefilmd volgens de MTV-Methode ([x] ongeschikt voor epileptici), geen '<em>Shaken, Not stirred<\/em>\", geen Bondgirlgefriemel (is Bond gay, wellicht?),&nbsp;hemelschreiend slechte Bondsong (wat een <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hM5UJvnbbuY&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"bondshittycrapsong\">teringbakherrie<\/a>; waar is de romantiek gebleven? Shirley? Sheena? Tom?), geen mytische Blofeld-schurk maar een pethatic klein&nbsp;menneke, waardeloze dialogen, crappy filmposter (zie onder; what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmposters.com\/templates\/LargeImage.asp?ProdID=6067\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"bondposter\">happened<\/a>?) en een Aston Martin <a href=\"http:\/\/www.autoblog.nl\/archive\/2008\/09\/11\/aston-martin-dbs-in-007-quantum-of-solace\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"destroyed dbs\">DBS<\/a> die al in de eerste scenes sneuvelt. Nee, over schijtfilm gesproken&#8230;\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>\nBond is Bond niet meer. Wat rest is een&nbsp;slap aftreksel van die andere <a href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bourne-trilogie\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"bourne\">nitwit<\/a>. Ken wel jankuh&#8230;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1970\/01\/quantum.jpg\" style=\"border:0px solid\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" class=\"pivot-image\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h6><em>Goeie tip, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jenni.nl\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"jenny's tip\">Jenni<\/a>; dat downloaden. Scheelt me weer hoop centen \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eamel in 2006 over de destijds 'nieuwe' James Bond: Geen Q. Geen Moneypenny. Shitty Bondgirl. Humor nihil. Blond. Geen gadgets at all. Geen John ~Q Branch~ Cleese&#8230; Wat een schijtfilm&#8230; Daar kunnen we nu, v.w.b. de nieuwste Bondfilm, aan toevoegen: absoluut geen verhaallijn, de kortste Bond ooit (wat, gezien de kwaliteit van deze verzameling plaatjes, &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Eamel&#039;s Review: Quantum of Solace\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/1970\/01\/01\/eamels-review-quantum-of-solace\/#more-1997\" aria-label=\"Read more about Eamel&#039;s Review: Quantum of Solace\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1155],"class_list":["post-1997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kategoryloas","tag-meuk"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}