{"id":2043,"date":"2009-02-03T23:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T23:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/hoogtepunt"},"modified":"2022-02-03T12:02:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-03T11:02:39","slug":"hoogtepunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/03\/hoogtepunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoogtepunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"background-color: #6495ed;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"pivot-image alignleft\" style=\"border-style: solid;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/toilet_paper.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"189\"\/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">E<\/span>n w\u00e0t hebben we geleerd, vandaag?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Nou. Dat ik voortaan <em>drielaags-of-meer-<\/em>toiletpapier ga gebruiken om mijn aars te deppen. En daarmee is toch maar mooi eventjes een dilemma van ongeveer achttien jaar weggewerkt &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #ffffff;\"><em>(Ja. Dat was wel zo ongeveer in het kort h\u00e9t hoogtepunt van mijn dag. Ik maak wat mee.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; En w\u00e0t hebben we geleerd, vandaag? Nou. Dat ik voortaan drielaags-of-meer-toiletpapier ga gebruiken om mijn aars te deppen. En daarmee is toch maar mooi eventjes een dilemma van ongeveer achttien jaar weggewerkt &#8230; (Ja. Dat was wel zo ongeveer in het kort h\u00e9t hoogtepunt van mijn dag. Ik maak wat mee.) &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1695,1026,865,872,9,40,52,911,863,8,101,42],"tags":[1614,1105,3159,1125,1145,3158],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1695","category-animated-gif","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-no-sa-en-net-oars","category-oars","category-technyk","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1614","tag-animated-gif","tag-dilemma","tag-frjemd","tag-no-sa-en-net-oars","tag-toiletpapier"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}