{"id":2070,"date":"2009-04-15T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T09:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/mars-venus-pluto"},"modified":"2023-04-15T10:27:55","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T10:27:55","slug":"mars-venus-pluto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/15\/mannen-venus-pluto\/","title":{"rendered":"Mannen van Mars,"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #6495ed;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">E<\/span>x-ICT-collega B. is danig in z'n wiek geschoten.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Ik heb naar zijn mening 'zijn' afdeling incompetent genoemd door gebruik te maken van het woord 'onkunde'. Okay, dat ik 'm&nbsp;(in de rol van 'klant') <em>en passant<\/em> ook nog even op z'n schrijnende taalfouten heb gewezen is slechts een saillante futiliteit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Het woord <em>onkunde<\/em> deed 't 'm.&nbsp;Had ik al niet zo'n beste reputatie binnen mijn voormalige werkomgeving; nu heb ik 't helemaal verpest (concluderend uit een terloops <em>CC-tje<\/em> naar <em>des eamel's<\/em> voormalig Hoofd-ICT, welks in ongetwijfeld niet had mogen zien).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Terwijl ik echter met de beste bedoelingen mijn klacht kenbaar heb gemaakt, hand op mijn hart. Iets wat voorheen namelijk als een tiet functioneerde, is dankzij een stilzwijgende wijziging hunnerzijds, niet meer mogelijk vanwege een structurele aanpassing in administratorrechten.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Want ja; het handelen van <em>den eamel<\/em> staat natuurlijk, na praktisch negen jaar senior-ICT'erschap, garant voor <em>complete and total&nbsp;fuck-up<\/em>. (..)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>De grap is echter dat ik, in al mijn na\u00efviteit ben uitgegaan van de meest letterlijke betekenis van het woord <em>onkunde<\/em>. Volgens de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a title=\"dikke van dale\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vandale.nl\/vandale\/overvandale\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dikke<\/a><\/em><\/span> betekent het niet meer en niet minder dan<\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%; background-color: #eeeeee;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span class=\"z1l\"><span class=\"zs\"><strong><u>o<\/u>n\u00b7kun\u00b7de<\/strong> <\/span><\/span><span class=\"zn\">(de)<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%; background-color: #eeeeee;\"><span class=\"zl\" style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">onbekendheid met bepaalde zaken<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">terwijl ex-collega <em>B<\/em>., normaliter toch al erg gevoelig voor kritiek, ervan uit gaat dat ondergetekende bedoelde:<\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%; background-color: #eeeeee;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span class=\"z1l\"><span class=\"zs\"><strong>dom <\/strong><\/span><\/span><span class=\"zn\" style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">(bijvoeglijk naamwoord; ~heid)<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"zg\" style=\"width: 100%; background-color: #eeeeee;\">\n<div align=\"left\"><span class=\"zl\" style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">(beperkt van verstand)<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><span class=\"zx\" style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><span class=\"zi\"><span class=\"zp z1e\">synoniem(en): <\/span><span class=\"zr\">b\u00eate, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">dommig, <br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"zr\">oenig, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">onbenullig, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">onnozel, <br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"zr\">simpel, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">stom, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">suf, <\/span><span class=\"zr\">sullig<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Rest mij slechts voorzichtig te concluderen dat aan de bekende frase <em>'Mannen van Mars, Vrouwen van Venus'<\/em> een derde categorie&nbsp;kan worden toegevoegd:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>'ICT-ers van Pluto' <\/em>*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Roboto Condensed';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Homemade Apple'; font-size: 12pt;\">*Het is mij bekend dat Pluto sinds kort niet meer het predikaat 'planeet' mag dragen. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Homemade Apple'; font-size: 12pt;\">&nbsp;Desalniettemin bekt het binnen deze context lekkerder dan 'Neptunus'.. <\/span>&#x1f602;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Het is mij bekend dat Pluto sinds kort niet meer het predikaat 'planeet' mag dragen. &nbsp;Desalniettemin bekt het binnen deze context lekkerder dan 'Neptunus'.. &#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":71999,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1695,1062,865,872,9,52,907,83,8,101,46,42],"tags":[1621,1548,3366,2541,3367,3364,3362,3365,1156,3363],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1695","category-ausxserieux","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-sosjaal","category-technyk","category-wier-bard","category-wurk-handel","category-zucht","tag-1621","tag-dji","tag-dom","tag-hartelborght","tag-helpdesk","tag-it","tag-mannen-van-mars","tag-onkunde","tag-technyk","tag-vrouwen-van-venus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}