{"id":20704,"date":"2013-06-25T00:38:42","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T23:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/fuck"},"modified":"2022-06-25T09:39:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T07:39:16","slug":"fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2013\/06\/25\/fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"A Properly Used Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><center>\n\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/download\/65935\/?tmstv=1777992708\" class=\"dlm-buttons-button dlm-buttons-button-eigen-knopke\" style=\"display:block;padding:.75em 1em;text-align:center;text-decoration:none;border: 1px solid #ffffff;border-radius:5px;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:23px;color:#ffffff;background:#0066bf;background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #0066bf,#5d90bf);text-shadow: 0 -1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.5);\">Download MP3 (320kbps)<br \/><strong>F*ck - Using Proper English - Jack Wagner (MP3 - 320Kb)<\/strong><br \/><small>6,01 MB | 596x gedownload<\/small><\/a>\n\t\t<\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">P<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">erhaps one of the most interesting words in the <em>English<\/em> language today is the word <strong>fuck<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">Out of all of the <em>English<\/em> words that begin with the letter \"F\",&nbsp;<strong>fuck<\/strong> is the only word that is referred to as the <strong>F-word<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe&nbsp;<em>pain<\/em>, <em>pleasure<\/em>, <em>hate<\/em> and <em>love<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>Fuck<\/strong>, as most words in the <em>English<\/em> language,&nbsp;is derived from <em>German<\/em>, the verb <strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Urban Dictionary @ frichen\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=frichen\" target=\"_blank\">frichen<\/a><\/span><\/em>&nbsp;<\/strong>(must be:&nbsp;<strong>ficken<\/strong>), which means <strong>to strike<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">In <em>English<\/em>, <strong>fuck<\/strong> falls into many gramatical catagories.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As a transitive verb for instance:&nbsp;\"<em>John <\/em><strong>fucked<\/strong><em> Shirley.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As an intransitive verb:&nbsp;\"<em>Shirley<\/em><strong> fucks<\/strong><em>.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">It's meaning's not always sexual.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">It can be used as an adjective such as:&nbsp;\"<em>John's doing all the <\/em><strong>fucking<\/strong><em> work.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As part of an adverb:&nbsp;\"<em>Shirley talks to<\/em><strong> fucking<\/strong><em> much.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As an adverb enhancing an adjective:&nbsp;\"<em>Shirley is <\/em><strong>fucking<\/strong><em> beautiful.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As a noun:&nbsp;\"<em>I don't give a <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em>.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As part of a word:&nbsp;\"<em>Abso-<\/em><strong>fucking<\/strong><em>-lutely.<\/em>\" or \"<em>In-<\/em><strong>fucking<\/strong><em>-credible.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">And, as almost every word in a sentence:&nbsp;\"<strong>Fuck<\/strong><em> the<\/em> <strong>fucking fuckers<\/strong>.\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As you must realise there aren't to many words with the versatility of&nbsp;<strong>fuck<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt;\">As in these examples, describing situations,&nbsp;such as:<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #ca0829;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fraud<\/span>:&nbsp;\"<em>I got <\/em><strong>fucked<\/strong><em> at the used car lot.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dismay<\/span>: \"<em>Oh, <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em> it.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Trouble<\/span>: \"<em>I guess I'm really <\/em><strong>fucked<\/strong><em> now.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Aggression<\/span>: \"<em>Don't <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em> with me buddy.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Difficulty<\/span>: \"<em>I don't understand this <\/em><strong>fucking<\/strong><em> question.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Inquiry<\/span>: \"<em>Who the <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em> was that?<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dissatisfaction<\/span>: \"<em>I don't like what the<\/em><strong> fuck<\/strong><em> is going on here.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Incompetence<\/span>: \"<em>He's a <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em> off.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dismissal<\/span>: \"<em>Why don't you go outside and play hide and go <\/em><strong>fuck<\/strong><em> yourself.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\">I'm sure you can think of many more examples.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\">With all of these multipurpose applications,&nbsp;how can anyone be offended when you use the word?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\">We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\">It will identify the quality of your character immediately.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Kalam; font-size: 18pt; color: #ffffff;\">Say it loudly and proudly&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-65940\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuckyou.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"384\"\/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #ffffff;\"><em>excerpt from <a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Jack Wagner<\/span><\/a>'s<\/em>&nbsp;<em>view <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #ffffff;\"><em>* (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jack_Wagner_(announcer)\" target=\"_blank\">Jack -Voice of Disneyland- Wagner<\/a> that is<\/span>) on <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 30pt; color: #ffffff; font-family: helvetica;\">FUCK<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><center><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">[<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck.mp4\" class=\"vp-a vp-mp4-type vp-modal-click vp-modal-click_shortcode\">pop-up<\/a><\/span> |&nbsp;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PzIMadIKH-o\" target=\"_blank\">source<\/a><\/span>]<\/span><\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><center><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1200px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-20704-1\" width=\"1200\" height=\"893\" poster=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck.png\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck.mp4\">https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-65942\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje.png 1000w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-300x1.png 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-150x1.png 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-636x1.png 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-600x1.png 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-140x1.png 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/grijs_lijntje-100x1.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/jackwagner.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-61231\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/jackwagner.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"547\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"gtx-trans\" style=\"position: absolute; 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