{"id":2237,"date":"2010-01-03T07:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T07:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/het-oog"},"modified":"2022-05-21T09:15:34","modified_gmt":"2022-05-21T07:15:34","slug":"het-oog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/het-oog\/","title":{"rendered":"Het Oog"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 30pt; font-family: 'Homemade Apple';\"><em>\u201cThe eye altering, alters all\u201d<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Patrick Hand SC'; font-size: 15pt;\"><sub>&#8211; William Blake | 1757-1827<\/sub><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #696969;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"hoverZoomLink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-80679 hoverZoomLink\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800-484x730.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800-484x730.png 484w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800-272x410.png 272w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800-585x883.png 585w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/het_oog_tsjeard_800.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">A<\/span>lle goed adviezen ten spijt; ik krijg het niet voor elkaar. <span style=\"text-align: inherit;\">Al weken (wat zeg ik? M\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0nden&#8230;) ben ik bezig met project <\/span><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\">Broer-In-Houtskool<\/em><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\">. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\">Je weet wel; (oudste) broer <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/tsjeard\/\" target=\"_blank\">dood<\/a><\/span> en dientengevolge wil ik op de dag van zijn oorspronkelijk verjaren <em>\u00dbs Mem<\/em> en <em>Deit<\/em> een door <em>moi<\/em> gefabriceerd portret van broer hem schenken. Enfin, heb er zat over getwitterd en 'gedaan'.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hoe dan ook.<\/p>\n<p>'t Portret schiet aardig op, op \u00e9\u00e9n ding na; dat verrekte linkeroog.<\/p>\n<p>Week dat <em>IRL<\/em> al behoorlijk af van z'n rechter; op papier is het <em>heulemaal<\/em> een <em>crime<\/em>. Zo'n <em>crime<\/em> dat ik na 36 oogprobeersels, drie 6B potloden, twee gummetjes en een halve doos houtskool in staat ben het portret op te hangen in de kliko, hier achter huis.<\/p>\n<p>Het rechteroog; geen enkel probleem. Hup, een paar minimalistische lijntjes <em>\u00e9t voila<\/em>; een bijna perfect gelijkende kijkert.<\/p>\n<p>Maar de linker? Zelfs de hulptroepen weten een prachtig oog te fabriceren maar nog steeds ontbreekt de ziel. En rest mij niets anders dan me af te vragen; <em>w\u00edl<\/em> dit oog wel vastgelegd worden voor den eeuwigheid?<\/p>\n<p>Was ik maar postbode geworden (met alle respect voor postbodes, uiteraard)&#8230;<\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>NB. Enkele weken later is het uiteindelijk -een soort van- goed gekomen. Z\u00e9lfs het oog. &#x1f619;&#x1f4a8;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-70170\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"719\" height=\"1280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06.jpg 719w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06-575x1024.jpg 575w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06-636x1132.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/photo_2020-12-12_15-54-06-449x800.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThe eye altering, alters all\u201d &#8211; William Blake | 1757-1827<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":80677,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1638,1062,34,865,18,1091,107,1305,52,911,1092,101,42],"tags":[1616,1601,3031,3032,1145,1445,1391],"class_list":["post-2237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1638","category-ausxserieux","category-beeld","category-bizar","category-famylje","category-kreatyfmeidurk","category-kunsdt","category-mevrouw","category-Mooi-kudt","category-no-sa-en-net-oars","category-weemoed-en-melancholie","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1616","tag-broer","tag-het-oog","tag-houtskool","tag-no-sa-en-net-oars","tag-tekening","tag-tsjeard"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}