{"id":2243,"date":"2010-07-03T23:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-03T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/things-to-say-during-sex"},"modified":"2021-07-03T01:38:32","modified_gmt":"2021-07-02T23:38:32","slug":"things-to-say-during-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/03\/things-to-say-during-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Things (not) to say during sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 36px;\"><em>\"I just pooped.\"<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 36px;\"><em>\"A lot.\"<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 36px;\"><em>\"On your dog.\" <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">schijnt g\u00e9\u00e9n aanrader te zijn als je toch van plan bent wat te gaan zeggen tijdens je <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">maandelijkse<\/span> wekelijkse gefriemel. Wat w\u00e9l kun je lezen in<em> Things (not) to say during sex<\/em> (zie onderstaand schema).<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Ordinair gejat van die <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"schrijvert\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kluun.nl\/\" target=\"_blank\">schrijvert<\/a>.<\/span> <br \/>\nEn zoals <em>De Grote Meester<\/em> zelf oreert:\"<em>Hail Satan<\/em>\" is een goeie. <br \/>\nFoute. <br \/>\nEen goeie foute. <br \/>\nAhum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><sub><em>*Oh. Vertaling is op eigen risico maar noodzakelijk kwaad. Want als je nu ineens Engels gaat liggen wauwelen in 't heetst van de strijd is ook weer zo wat&#8230;&nbsp;<\/em><\/sub><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><strong>[click pic 4 big]<\/strong><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/things_to_say_during_sex.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/things_to_say_during_sex.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1221\" height=\"789\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"I just pooped.\" \"A lot.\" \"On your dog.\" schijnt g\u00e9\u00e9n aanrader te zijn als je toch van plan bent wat te gaan zeggen tijdens je maandelijkse wekelijkse gefriemel. Wat w\u00e9l kun je lezen in Things (not) to say during sex (zie onderstaand schema). Ordinair gejat van die schrijvert. En zoals De Grote Meester zelf oreert:\"Hail &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Things (not) to say during sex\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/03\/things-to-say-during-sex\/#more-2243\" aria-label=\"Read more about Things (not) to say during sex\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":73907,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1638,23,872,920,9,52,911,1025,83,42],"tags":[1616,1115,1125,1129,1130,1144,1145,1150,1153,3632,1162],"class_list":["post-2243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1638","category-cool","category-frjemd","category-hoera","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-no-sa-en-net-oars","category-seks","category-sosjaal","category-zucht","tag-1616","tag-cool","tag-frjemd","tag-hoera","tag-humor","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-no-sa-en-net-oars","tag-seks","tag-sosjaal","tag-things-not-to-say-during-sex","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}