{"id":2286,"date":"2010-05-18T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/handjes"},"modified":"2022-05-18T01:43:05","modified_gmt":"2022-05-17T23:43:05","slug":"handjes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/05\/18\/handjes\/","title":{"rendered":"Handjes"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18592\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1970\/01\/bas1.jpg\" alt=\"bas\" width=\"200\" height=\"242\"\/><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">H<\/span>et had een visueel <\/span><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\">ende<\/em><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\"> spitsvondig woordgrapje moeten worden; paar van die <\/span><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a class=\"\" title=\"bashandjes\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hDIpRXiDwC0\" target=\"_blank\"><del>Bas<\/del><\/a> <a title=\"bashandjes\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hDIpRXiDwC0\" target=\"_blank\">Dirkhandjes<\/a><\/span><\/em><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\"> op m'n bed gepleurd met als onderschrift &#8211;<\/span><em style=\"text-align: inherit;\">Handjes boven de dekens<\/em><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\">&#8211;&nbsp;<\/span>Maar 't kwam heulemaal niet uit de verf; t\u00e9 groot bed, t\u00e9 kleine handjes, t\u00e9 flauw.<\/p>\n<p>Dus dan maar wat <em>speulen<\/em> met de macrolens en <em>de handjes van Bas<\/em>.&nbsp;En z\u00f2 vul je een <em>absolute<\/em> en <em>utter<\/em> non-post.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><sub><em>En daarnaast; alles beter dan die&nbsp;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Kutsmurfen\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.communicatieonline.nl\/nieuws\/bericht\/ah-smurfen-offensief-van-start\/\" target=\"_blank\">kutsmurfen<\/a><\/span>. Ha!&nbsp;<\/em><\/sub><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_71119\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"720\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u8UW-QJ8oII?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u8UW-QJ8oII\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/u8UW-QJ8oII\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Het had een visueel ende spitsvondig woordgrapje moeten worden; paar van die Bas Dirkhandjes op m'n bed gepleurd met als onderschrift &#8211;Handjes boven de dekens&#8211;&nbsp;Maar 't kwam heulemaal niet uit de verf; t\u00e9 groot bed, t\u00e9 kleine handjes, t\u00e9 flauw. Dus dan maar wat speulen met de macrolens en de handjes van Bas.&nbsp;En z\u00f2 vul &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Handjes\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/05\/18\/handjes\/#more-2286\" aria-label=\"Read more about Handjes\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1638,34,872,1098,9,52,80,42],"tags":[1616,3156,2581,3527,3529,3528,1162],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1638","category-beeld","category-frjemd","category-galerij","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-thus","category-zucht","tag-1616","tag-bas","tag-dirk","tag-handjes","tag-macrolens","tag-smurfen","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}