{"id":23276,"date":"2014-04-11T11:58:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T09:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/sellotapeselfie"},"modified":"2022-04-11T02:44:49","modified_gmt":"2022-04-11T00:44:49","slug":"sellotapeselfie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2014\/04\/11\/sellotapeselfie\/","title":{"rendered":"#sellotapeselfie"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%; background-color: #f0f8ff;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%; padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times;\">The \"Sellotape Selfie\" sees people using sellotape (Scotch tape) to manipulate their faces into various unappealing contortions.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-64868\" style=\"text-align: inherit;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sellojim.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\"\/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">W<\/span>at nou \"<em>unappealing consortion<\/em>s\"??!1? Is toch niks mis mee?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Jim Carrey\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jimcarrey.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Hij<\/em> begon<\/a><\/span>! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Sellotape Selfie @ Facebook\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Sellotape-Selfie\/379138492229314\" target=\"_blank\">En toen zij<\/a>!<\/span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">En toen <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Sellotape Selfie @ global\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/no-sh.it\/2cm\" target=\"_blank\">de rest van de mensheid<\/a><\/span>!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">En, gezien mijn <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Spooning @ eamel\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/spooning\/\" target=\"_blank\">internet<\/a><\/span>&#8211;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Planking @ eamel's\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/zoek-de-plank\/\" target=\"_blank\">viral<\/a><\/span>&#8211;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"World Naked Gardening Day @ eamel's\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/world-naked-gardening-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">dwangneurose<\/a><\/span>, kon <em>ik<\/em> natuurlijk niet achterblijven.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>We. Are. Seriously. <del>Fucked<\/del>. Doomed.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_34859\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"530\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"530\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RQGXFg6ZuGE?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RQGXFg6ZuGE\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/RQGXFg6ZuGE\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The \"Sellotape Selfie\" sees people using sellotape (Scotch tape) to manipulate their faces into various unappealing contortions. Wat nou \"unappealing consortions\"??!1? Is toch niks mis mee? Hij begon! En toen zij!&nbsp; En toen de rest van de mensheid! En, gezien mijn internet&#8211;viral&#8211;dwangneurose, kon ik natuurlijk niet achterblijven. We. Are. Seriously. Fucked. Doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1622,60,9,1032],"tags":[1668,1112,1114,1125,1130,1131,2101,2102,1183],"class_list":["post-23276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1622","category-filmpke","category-humor","category-hype","tag-1668","tag-bizar","tag-boartsje","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-hype","tag-jim-carrey","tag-sellotapeselfie","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23276\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}