{"id":2349,"date":"2010-08-10T23:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/een-nieuwe-kijk-op-de-buurvrouw"},"modified":"2022-08-10T09:24:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T07:24:11","slug":"een-nieuwe-kijk-op-de-buurvrouw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/10\/een-nieuwe-kijk-op-de-buurvrouw\/","title":{"rendered":"Een nieuwe kijk op de buurvrouw"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #cdc9c9;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-75050 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/memo_buuv-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"914\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/memo_buuv-1.png 450w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/memo_buuv-1-148x300.png 148w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/memo_buuv-1-394x800.png 394w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">M<\/span>emootje, gevonden in m'n voortuin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\">\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Marck Script';\"><em>\"26\/9 1900 Mw had geknoeid op haar dekbed met haar toetje. Ze wilde niet dat wij dit verschoonden. Mw is op de po geweest met resultaat.\"<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\">\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Marck Script';\"><em>&nbsp;\"27\/9 Mvv a.d.i. gegeven urine is weggebracht. Mvv kwam om ca. 10.45 u uit bed, 11.00 u Fysi geweest. Mvv heeft kl stukje gelopen met rollator. urinezakje kan van de slang stuk afgeknipt vvaden (?) en dan tussenstuk er op doen. Bed verschoond + bed vveu (?) tegen de muur gezet ivm ruimte. Kijken hoe dit gaat. Afw mach aangezet + opgeruimd. \"<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Het is dat 't zo'n vreselijk zeikmens is, anders had ik toch bijna medelijden met 'r gekregen.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">In plaats daarvan voel ik ineens een enorme sympathie opkomen voor de <em>Thuiszorg<\/em>-dames. En ik k\u00e9n hen niet eens&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #8b8989;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; color: #ffffff;\"><sup><em><strong><br \/>\nNB 1 <\/strong>Ja, ja, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.xandra.name\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\">Xan<\/span><\/a><\/span>.. ik weet 't; misschien is 't wel zo'n zeikmens omdat ze bovenstaand allemaal moet doorstaan. Hoe dan ook; 't blijft een zeikerd&#8230; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 3px; margin-right: 3px; vertical-align: middle; -webkit-box-shadow: none; -moz-box-shadow: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-emoji-one\/icons\/1F601.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\/><\/em><\/sup><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; color: #ffffff;\"><sup><em><strong>NB 2 <\/strong>Jongens en meisjes naasten; mocht 't bij mij ooit zover komen dat ik hulpbehoevend word; rol alsjeblieft m'n rolstoel het Spui in, saboteer m'n rollator of geef me maar <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"snoepje\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ad.nl\/binnenland\/dodelijk-poeder-middel-x-gaat-in-verkoop~a5947fd1\/\" target=\"_blank\">Middel X<\/a><\/span> voor het slapen gaan. Alles beter dan de vernedering om belachelijk gemaakt te worden op de website van de overbuurman zonder dat ik daar kennis van heb&#8230;&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 3px; margin-right: 3px; vertical-align: middle; -webkit-box-shadow: none; -moz-box-shadow: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-emoji-one\/icons\/1F622.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\/><\/em><\/sup><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1638,17,865,872,9,80,1092],"tags":[1616,1107,1112,1263,1125,1130,3726,1697,3725,1157,1159],"class_list":["post-2349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1638","category-aldemeuk","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-thus","category-weemoed-en-melancholie","tag-1616","tag-aldemeuk","tag-bizar","tag-buurvrouw","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-memo","tag-satire","tag-thuiszorg","tag-thus","tag-weemoed-en-melancholie"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}