{"id":2431,"date":"2011-05-15T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-15T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/world-naked-gardening-day"},"modified":"2022-05-15T13:16:24","modified_gmt":"2022-05-15T11:16:24","slug":"world-naked-gardening-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/15\/world-naked-gardening-day\/","title":{"rendered":"World Naked Gardening Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Homemade Apple';\"><span style=\"font-size: 23px; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\">\"<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; text-align: center; font-size: 24px;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">When you're out there with a gentle breeze on you, every last hair on your body feels it. You feel completely connected with the natural world in a way you just can't in clothes.\"<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a title=\"world naked gardening day\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wngd.org\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">W<\/span>ereld Naakt Tuinieren Dag<\/span><\/a>.&nbsp;Elk jaar weer een feestje. Daar kijken we hier naar uit, mevrouw en ik.&nbsp;Deze betrekkelijk onbekende viering van de blote mens in zijn natuurlijke habitat is de <em>Viering van Vrijheid<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Vrijheid van kiezen voor jezelf en voor datgene wat onze Lieve Heer je gegeven heeft -in al Zijn Glorie-; de natuur en jouw scrotum, hangend in een buxus.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/2AAwA6z.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"330\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Enfin.&nbsp;En zo kon het zomaar gebeuren dat ik mij vanochtend opgewonden ontdeed van de lichaamsbedekkende lappen die kleding heten en de tuin intoog met niets anders dan een hoed op mijn hoofd en een hark in mijn handen.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #ffc0cb;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>De slippers zijn eigenlijk niet toegestaan maar niemand die dat controleert.<\/p>\n<p>Wederom heb ik mij kostelijk vermaakt. De <em>Spaanse Margrieten<\/em>, de <em>Hedera<\/em>, de <em>Treurwilg<\/em> en de waterplantjes; het was alsof wij met andere ogen naar elkander keken; blijer, onschuldiger, oprechter.<\/p>\n<p>Alsof de <em>Geraniums<\/em>, in tegenstelling tot de andere dagen, het geen bezwaar vonden ontdaan te worden van inmiddels bruin geworden blaadjes.<\/p>\n<p>Uren later gleed ik moe maar tevreden onderuit in een stoel en keek ontroerd om mij heen; de tinteling van het zachte briesje door de <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">drie- en zestig<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">negentien<\/span> dertien haren op mijn borstpartij, de voorzichtige regendruppen op mijn voor<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">huid<\/span> hoofd, de maagdelijke lenteblaadjes van de vers geknipte <em>Petunia<\/em>'s al kietelend aan mijn <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">rectum<\/span> billen.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ik deed wenen. &#x1f622;<\/p>\n<p>En <em>Hij<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><em>Hij<\/em> Zag Dat Het Goed Was.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: 'Homemade Apple';\"><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\">\"Wie aan Hem toebehoort, heeft zijn eigen natuur met alle hartstocht en begeerte <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">in<\/span> aan z'n kruis geslagen.\" &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Patrick Hand';\">&#8211;&nbsp;<\/span><\/em><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: #8c86ad; font-family: 'Patrick Hand'; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;\">Galaten&nbsp;5:13-6:18<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>Amen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/worldnakedgardeningday_1400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/worldnakedgardeningday_1400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1400\" height=\"5260\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":80609,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1636,1089,2135],"tags":[1621,1111,1128,1130,1131,1133,1150,2137],"class_list":["post-2431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1636","category-its-my-garden-and","category-top100","tag-1621","tag-bistenenblomkes","tag-galerij","tag-humor","tag-hype","tag-its-my-garden-and","tag-seks","tag-world-naked-gardening-day"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}