{"id":2432,"date":"2011-05-16T22:47:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/zoek-de-plank"},"modified":"2022-05-16T02:01:25","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T00:01:25","slug":"zoek-de-plank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/16\/zoek-de-plank\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoek de plank"},"content":{"rendered":"
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H<\/span>oelahoeps<\/a><\/em><\/span>, Pok\u00e9mon<\/a><\/em><\/span>, Snor<\/a><\/em><\/span>, Booties<\/em>, skinny jeans<\/a><\/em><\/span>, schoudervulling<\/a><\/em><\/span>, kiwi condooms<\/a><\/em><\/span>, Viagra<\/a><\/em><\/span>, Crystal Meth<\/a><\/span><\/em> en naakt tuinieren<\/a><\/span>: zoals een ieder weet loop ik als een kip zonder kop alle hypes achterna om maar leuk gevonden te worden.<\/span><\/p>\n

Verleden week nog; een<\/span> flashmob<\/em><\/a><\/span>. Bij de koffieautomaat. Weliswaar in m'n eentje maar het gaat om het principe. <\/span><\/p>\n

En vandaag dus planking<\/em>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Planking<\/em> (spreek uit: pleng-king<\/em>) is niet meer en niet minder dan jezelf neer te vleien op plaatsen waar je dat regulier niet doet. <\/span><\/p>\n

Dus op je buik in je twijfelaartje is geen planking. <\/span><\/p><\/div>\n

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Bovenop je vriendin: ook niet. Net als onderuit op de driezitter; nope.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"Planking<\/strong> is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides, in unusual (public) spaces and photographing it.<\/em>\"<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Nee, planking<\/em> is op je buitenmuur gaan liggen. Of op je treurwilg. De trap, het aanrecht en de plee…<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00e0t is planking<\/em>. <\/span><\/p>\n

En het waarom? Werkelijk geen idee. Terwijl het voor de \u00e9\u00e9n zijn laatste<\/a><\/span> handeling betekent, is het voor jou je ticket to fame<\/em>.
\nZ\u00f2 rolt een eamel. Al plankende.<\/span><\/p>\n

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