{"id":29951,"date":"2015-04-10T21:13:29","date_gmt":"2015-04-10T19:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/schildpad-on-the-loose"},"modified":"2022-04-10T08:36:28","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T06:36:28","slug":"schildpad-on-the-loose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/10\/schildpad-in-de-plomp\/","title":{"rendered":"Schildpad in de plomp"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">D<\/span>oe ik m'n dagelijkse rondje met de honden, komen we bovenstaand exotisch exemplaar tegen: een ogenschijnlijk volledig ingeburgerde schildpad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/PvhV67h.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"143\"\/><\/p>\n<p><em>Badass chill <\/em>en helemaal <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"thug\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=thug\" target=\"_blank\">thug<\/a><\/span>,<\/em> met zunne kop in de warme zon, gesloten ogen, aan de rand van de plaatselijke vijver.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Ik weet niet hoe dat met jou staat maar ik kom dit niet iedere dag tegen. En ja, hij zal daar wel achtergelaten zijn door \u00e9\u00e9n of andere <del>laffe<\/del> onachtzame ex-eigenaar maar <em>bijzonder<\/em> blijft 't wel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em>*ter illustratie van de authenticiteit van deze observatie hieronder zijn hero\u00efsche ontsnapping vastgelegd op film.<a id=\"schildpad\"><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1080px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-29951-1\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" poster=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/97f4170b543f4e8eda6a9b12a0171e6aZg7CPTgNkNvRGOeN-21.png\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Schildpad-on-the-loose-\u2013-eamel-blog.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Schildpad-on-the-loose-\u2013-eamel-blog.mp4\">https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Schildpad-on-the-loose-\u2013-eamel-blog.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/embed?pb=!1m18!1m12!1m3!1d1233.0460219221193!2d4.403772199583682!3d51.822749032944124!2m3!1f0!2f0!3f0!3m2!1i1024!2i768!4f13.1!3m3!1m2!1s0x47c436509bda9ea1%3A0x9cb78142a636b1b6!2sZinkweg+83%2C+3262+BC+Oud-Beijerland!5e0!3m2!1snl!2snl!4v1491815790864\" width=\"1280\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doe ik m'n dagelijkse rondje met de honden, komen we bovenstaand exotisch exemplaar tegen: een ogenschijnlijk volledig ingeburgerde schildpad. Badass chill en helemaal thug, met zunne kop in de warme zon, gesloten ogen, aan de rand van de plaatselijke vijver. 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