{"id":31917,"date":"2015-08-25T15:13:11","date_gmt":"2015-08-25T13:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/blij-op-face-book-ne-ga-ti-vi-teit"},"modified":"2021-08-25T10:54:39","modified_gmt":"2021-08-25T08:54:39","slug":"blij-op-face-book-ne-ga-ti-vi-teit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2015\/08\/25\/blij-op-face-book-ne-ga-ti-vi-teit\/","title":{"rendered":"Blij Op Face-book"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"happy\"H<\/span><\/strong><\/span>oi Facebook<\/strong><\/span>-vriendjes!<\/span><\/p>\n

In de serie Blij Op Facebook<\/span><\/em><\/strong> gaan we het vandaag hebben over NE-GA-TI-VI-TEIT<\/strong>. <\/span>Dat is een heel moeilijk grotemensenwoord voor STOM<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jij wilt natuurlijk net als ik alleen maar ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span> <\/strong>vriendjes en ♥b<\/span>lij<\/span>e<\/span>♥<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>vriendinnetjes op Facebook<\/strong><\/span>. Ja, toch? Dat gaan we vandaag leren!<\/span><\/p>\n

♥B<\/strong><\/span><\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span> <\/strong>vriendjes houden niet van NE-GA-TI-VI-TEIT<\/strong>. Die willen alleen maar ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> dingetjes zien op de Facebooks<\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n

Bijvoorbeeld filmpjes van ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> zingende n\u00e9t-niet-zangeresjes<\/span><\/a> tijdens obscure dorpsfeestjes, ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> ordinaire kijk-mij-eens<\/em>-zelfpromotie dingetjes, foto's van je ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> avondeten en ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> kutfoto's van je ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> kutkindertjes! <\/span><\/p>\n

Want daar worden ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendjes nog ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>er<\/span>♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> van!<\/span><\/p>\n

WAT JE DUS VOORAL NIET MOET DOEN<\/strong><\/span><\/em> als je alleen maar ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendjes wilt hebben is zeggen dat je bijvoorbeeld niet-zo-♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> stierenvechters dood wilt hebben, ook al heeft zo een stierenvechter daar zelf om gevraagd toen hij die overmaatse sat\u00e9prikkers in de stier stak, en dat alleen voor zijn ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> lol en dat van die honderden ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vol-idioten die toeschouwers heten.<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n

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♥B<\/strong><\/span><\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendjes houden daar dus niet van. Want wat je niet weet<\/del> wil<\/em> weten, bestaat ook niet in de wereld van een ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendje. Die gelooft namelijk dat alles pais-en-vree<\/em> is en wanneer niet<\/em>, weet een ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendje dat altijd wel weer recht te praten. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Grote mensen noemen dat 'iets bedekken met de mantel der liefde<\/em>'.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Dus, kinderen, wat hebben we vandaag geleerd?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Plaats NOOIT<\/strong><\/span> lelijke dingen op de tijdlijn van je ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Facebook<\/span><\/strong> vriendjes en hou al hen allemaal ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong>!!11!! Juist!<\/span><\/p>\n

Tot de volgende keer waar we het gaan hebben over Facebook <\/strong><\/span>plug-ins-voor-je-brow-ser<\/a><\/span> waarmee je kan zien wie van je ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>e♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Facebook <\/strong><\/span>vriendjes je nu weer ontvolgd heeft zodat je hunnie kan vragen waarom dat zo is en je vervolgens aan je andere vriendjes kan uitleggen dat je verlaten bent door een ♥<\/span>b<\/span>l<\/span>i<\/span>j<\/span>♥<\/span><\/span><\/strong> vriendje maar dat 't je \u00e9cht niks kan schelen. <\/span><\/p>\n

Dag! 😘<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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