{"id":32348,"date":"2015-10-13T10:38:16","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T08:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/eikels"},"modified":"2021-10-13T01:32:02","modified_gmt":"2021-10-12T23:32:02","slug":"eikels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2015\/10\/13\/eikels\/","title":{"rendered":"Eikels"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/giphy-1.gif\" alt=\"giphy-(1)\" width=\"100\" height=\"97\"\/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\">L<\/span><\/strong><\/span>oop ik dus gistermiddag mijn honden uit te laten hier achter de dijk, valt er ineens een eikel op m'n hoofd. En niet \u00e9\u00e9n, nee; het bl\u00e9\u00e9f eikels regenen!<\/p>\n<p>Nou, je kan je voorstellen dat ik hevig schrok. En ook mijn honden hadden de stuipen op het lijf.<\/p>\n<p>Dus ik gelijk denken aan de <em>Islamitische Staat, Koerden&nbsp;<\/em>of ander <em>fundametadentalistisch<\/em> gespuis&nbsp;en kijk angstig omhoog.<\/p>\n<p>Maar wie schetst mijn verbazing?&nbsp;Vogels!<\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #cdcdc1;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">Massa's vogels die massa's eikels naar beneden lieten vallen. Wonderlijk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">Nu ben ik geen <del>gynaecoloog<\/del> ornitholoog en kan dus alleen maar gissen naar de oorsprong van dit onbehoorlijke groepsgedrag maar ik kan me zo voorstellen dat <em>Sir <del>Richard<\/del> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #808000; text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"David Attenborough\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y\" target=\"_blank\">David Attenborough<\/a><\/span><\/em>&nbsp;z'n vingers hierbij afgelikt zou hebben.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">Hoe het ook zij; om mijn geloofwaardigheid te kunnen blijven garanderen vergreep ik me natuurlijk gelijk aan de telefoon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">En euh&#8230;&nbsp;Vergeet vooral je geluid niet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_47296\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"720\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pnEaE2oaiS0?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pnEaE2oaiS0\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/pnEaE2oaiS0\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":77302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1672,79,865,60,872,1025,101,42],"tags":[1617,1111,1112,2806,1123,1247,1125,1150,2466,1160,1183],"class_list":["post-32348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1672","category-bistenenblomkes","category-bizar","category-filmpke","category-frjemd","category-seks","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1617","tag-bistenenblomkes","tag-bizar","tag-eikels","tag-filmpke","tag-flauw","tag-frjemd","tag-seks","tag-vogels","tag-wier-bard","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32348\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}