{"id":33456,"date":"2016-01-08T15:17:10","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T14:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/plog-nieuwe-ramen"},"modified":"2022-01-09T03:03:07","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T02:03:07","slug":"plog-nieuwe-ramen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/08\/plog-nieuwe-ramen\/","title":{"rendered":"Plog | Nieuwe Ramen"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">T<\/span>oegegeven; dit berichtje is voor jou net zo interessant als gras zien groeien.<\/p>\n<p>Hij is dan ook meer bedoeld <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"annalen? hahaha\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/?s=annalen\" target=\"_blank\">voor de annalen<\/a><\/span> van deze site opdat ik altijd weet wanneer \u00e9\u00e9n en ander ook alweer plaats vond.<\/p>\n<p>Zo. Nu we dat uit de wereld hebben; ik heb dus nieuwe ramen. Vier om precies te zijn. Om n\u00f2g exacter te zijn; bijna alle ramen aan de voorkant van mijn huis. E\u00e9n grote beneden en drie boven.<\/p>\n<p>Destijds, toen ik het huis kocht, liet ik de definitieve schouwing van het huis aan de verkopende makelaar over. Dom met de kennis van nu want zo'n man is er natuurlijk niet voor mij maar voor de verkopende partij. Wist ik veel; ik had zelf ook wel zo'n huizenschuiver in dienst maar die had geen tijd en ik ook niet en dus was die <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"lul\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/nl.linkedin.com\/in\/michielnkoers\" target=\"_blank\">lul<\/a><\/span> van <em>Verhagen &amp; Hoppener<\/em> wel bereid 'even door het huis te gaan'. Even goeie vrinden, je weet tog. <br \/>\n<em>Ja, ja.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gevolg; hoewel de toestand van het huis 's mans goedkeuring kon wegdragen kwam ik er later achter, uiteraard was de koopakte allang getekend, dat niet alleen twee van de drie dakramen <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"zo rot als een mispel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Region-Capture-1.png\">zo rot als een mispel<\/a><\/span> waren maar ook bleken de ramen aan de voorkant van het huis niet smerig, dat leek zo ten tijde van mijn eerste rondgang door het huis, maar zo lek als een mandje. Wist ik veel dat zoiets kon.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>Enfin. Voornoemde <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"makelaarslul\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/nl.linkedin.com\/in\/michielnkoers\" target=\"_blank\">makelaarslul<\/a><\/span> was niet bereid <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"lul\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Region-Capture-1.png\">zijn fouten<\/a><\/span> toe te geven, sterker nog; ik kon inderdaad de verkopende partij aanklagen maar dat zou geen enkele juridische grond hebben. Ik had tenslotte het huis doorlopen op onvolkomenheden en niets kunnen vinden. Dat ik dat zelf niet had gedaan maar <em>hij<\/em>, voornoemd <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"lul\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/nl.linkedin.com\/in\/michielnkoers\" target=\"_blank\">lul<\/a><\/span>, was mijn eigen fout. En dit waren natuurlijk geen verborgen gebreken want ik had ze zelf kunnen constateren.<\/p>\n<p><em>C'est \u00e7a<\/em> <em>en la vie en zo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Om een kort verhaal nog korter te maken; precies tien jaar na dato kon ik eindelijk wat kleingeld vrijmaken voor vervanging en was de dag daar dat <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Johan's glas\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.johansglasservice.nl\/\" target=\"_blank\">Johan<\/a><\/span><\/em> op de stoep stond. Weliswaar een maand later dan afgesproken maar <em>Johan<\/em> was mijn rol als klant vergeten.<\/p>\n<p>Vergissen is menselijk. Ik ben vergevingsgezind en voor dat geld kon ik het niet laten en dus ging <em>Johan<\/em> los. Slechts een paar uur later was ik al blij want nieuwe ramen.<\/p>\n<p><em>Goed verhaal, h\u00e8?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Omdat dit heugelijk feit meer verdient dan een doodsaaie tekst heb ik gemeend er goed aan te doen \u00e9\u00e9n en ander op beeld vast te leggen opdat we niet vergeten hoe dat er ook alweer uitzag. Uiteraard in hippe <em>Instagramfilterkes<\/em> want je gaat met je tijd mee of niet.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_12212\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"720\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nQ-RXXdLWn4?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nQ-RXXdLWn4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/nQ-RXXdLWn4\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_33457\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33457\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33457\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/1-1.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/1-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33457\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Daar was Johan. Vroeger dan verwacht want ik lag nog in bed.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33458\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33458\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33458\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-1.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33458\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dit is zijn maatje. Die had 't koud en mocht dus zwaar tillen. Oh ja; hij wordt binnenkort vader.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33459\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33459\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/3-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33459\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/3-1.jpg\" alt=\"3\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/3-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33459\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kijk, daar beneden is Johan. Hoe Maatje heet ben ik vergeten. Dat ie vader wordt, niet. Raar.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33460\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33460\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/4-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33460\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/4-1.jpg\" alt=\"4\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/4-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33460\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hier&nbsp; ontdoet Maatje m'n kozijnen van die prut. Dat weet ik want dat zie je op de foto.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33461\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33461\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/5-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33461\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/5-1.jpg\" alt=\"5\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/5-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33461\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Raamvervangen; zij-aanzicht. Stilleven met trap, schuurmachine en een bamboestruik.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33462\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33462\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/6-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33462\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/6-1.jpg\" alt=\"6\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/6-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33462\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Johan op de trap. Die stipjes op de ramen zijn kurkjes. Dan gaat het glas niet stuk.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33463\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33463\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/7-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33463\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/7-1.jpg\" alt=\"7\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/7-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33463\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\"<em>Hoi, Johan!<\/em>' zei ik maar hij hoorde me niet want er zat een nieuw raam in.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33464\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33464\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/8-1024-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33464\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/8.jpg\" alt=\"8\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/8-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dit is nog mijn oude raam. Die was lek en dus begon m'n kozijn te schimmelen. Net op tijd.<\/figcaption><\/figure> <figure id=\"attachment_33465\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33465\" style=\"width: 1014px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/9-1024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33465\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/9.jpg\" alt=\"9\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-636x636.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-140x140.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/9-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33465\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ramen klaar. Eigenlijk had ik ze moeten wassen voor de foto maar dat was ik even vergeten.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":78530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1608,920,9,965,907,8],"tags":[1661,1130,2389,2390,1176,1148,1183],"class_list":["post-33456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1608","category-hoera","category-humor","category-plog","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-technyk","tag-1661","tag-humor","tag-johans-glasservice","tag-nieuw-glas","tag-oud-beijerland","tag-plog","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}