{"id":462,"date":"2004-03-01T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/deit"},"modified":"2023-03-01T12:28:55","modified_gmt":"2023-03-01T12:28:55","slug":"kwijt-fuort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/03\/01\/geen-gehoor\/","title":{"rendered":"Geen gehoor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><em><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">D<\/span>eit<\/em> is z'n gehoorapparaat kwijt.<\/p>\n<p>Althans, tot voor kort.<\/p>\n<p>De vooruitgang der techniek heeft er namelijk voor gezorgd dat dat ding misschien dan tegenwoordig perfect in een oor past, gezien het punaise-formaat is echter de kans op vermissing des te groter.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dus <em>Deit<\/em> was 'm kwijt.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Terwijl hij toch zeker wist dat -ie 'm in het bijbehorende punaise-formaat-doosje gedaan had.<\/p>\n<p>Dus de hele familie opgetrommeld. Niemand de deur uit! Kijk waar je loopt! Maar helaas&#8230; niet te vinden.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>Totdat iemand een halve dag later lachend oppert dat -ie 'm misschien wel in z'n andere oor had zitten&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85452\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/03\/gehoorapparaat.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"398\"\/><\/p>\n<p><em>Driemaal raden waar 't geval gevonden is. Die Deit, hij had al zo'n rare jeuk aan z'n linkeroor.<\/em><\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>UPDATE 15 JAAR LATER<\/strong>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2019\/07\/12\/dag-deit\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Dag, Deit! \u2020<\/em><\/a><\/span> &#x1f62a;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34748,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1705,1026,34,865,18,872,920,9,52,863,907,8,1092,101,42],"tags":[1707,1109,1370,1120,3264,1129,1130,1159,1160],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1705","category-animated-gif","category-beeld","category-bizar","category-famylje","category-frjemd","category-hoera","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-oars","category-sfeer-en-sa","category-technyk","category-weemoed-en-melancholie","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1707","tag-beeld","tag-deit","tag-famylje","tag-gehoorapparaat","tag-hoera","tag-humor","tag-weemoed-en-melancholie","tag-wier-bard"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}