{"id":497,"date":"2004-11-01T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T12:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/ode-aan-de-stoel"},"modified":"2024-11-02T10:52:47","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T09:52:47","slug":"ode-aan-mijn-stoel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/11\/01\/ode-aan-mijn-stoel\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode Aan Mijn Stoel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40947 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/destoel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"651\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/destoel.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/destoel-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #b22222;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-size: 20pt;\"><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">I<\/span>k leef erin, <\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">ik eet erin, <br \/>\nik adem erin, <br \/>\nik vrij erin, <br \/>\nik slaap erin,<br \/>\nik communiceer erin,<br \/>\n<del>ik onaneer erin<\/del>,<br \/>\nik pc erin, <br \/>\nik kijk tv erin, <br \/>\nik lig erin, <br \/>\nik lach erin, <br \/>\nik word er boos in, <br \/>\nik jank erin, <br \/>\nik geniet erin&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">Z\u00f3 onooglijk, <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">z\u00f3 lelijk <em>and yet,<\/em> <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">z\u00f3 praktisch, <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">z\u00f3 comfortabel; d<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 20pt; color: #ffffff;\">\u00e9 stoel. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-size: 20pt;\"><em>Mijn<\/em> Stoel.&nbsp;&#x2665;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-size: 20pt;\"><em>Einde bericht.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":77633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1705,17,1026,872,40,8,80],"tags":[1707,2861,1123,2860,2862],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1705","category-aldemeuk","category-animated-gif","category-frjemd","category-meaculpa","category-technyk","category-thus","tag-1707","tag-bureaustoel","tag-filmpke","tag-mijn-stoel","tag-ode-aan"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}