{"id":50,"date":"2003-04-09T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-09T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/klein-geluk"},"modified":"2023-04-09T09:35:17","modified_gmt":"2023-04-09T09:35:17","slug":"klein-geluk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2003\/04\/09\/klein-geluk\/","title":{"rendered":"Klein geluk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-85721\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2003\/04\/wasmasjien.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"459\"\/><\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p><span style=\"text-align: inherit;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">I<\/span>k ben blij. <em>Z\u00f3 blij.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ik heb een VAATWASSERRRR!!1!<\/p>\n<p>Ik ben z\u00f3 blij dat ik net een intermenselijke<em> rendezvous<\/em> heb gehad met m'n <em>afwasmasjien<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Nooit<\/em> meer volle aanrechten (hoewel ik maar 1 aanrecht heb), <em>nooit<\/em> meer m'n visite servies voorschotelen wat minimaal \u00e9\u00e9n deel mist. Mijn blijheid is bijna van <em>orgastisch<\/em> niveau. Joepie!<\/p>\n<p><em>Nu nog uitvinden waar de aan\/uit knop zit&#8230; <\/em><span style=\"font-size: 20pt;\">&#x1f602;<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79867,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1691,1026,920,9,8,80,101],"tags":[1692,2896,1105,1115,1129,1156,1157,1389,1103],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1691","category-animated-gif","category-hoera","category-humor","category-technyk","category-thus","category-wier-bard","tag-1692","tag-afwasmachine","tag-animated-gif","tag-cool","tag-hoera","tag-technyk","tag-thus","tag-vaatwasser","tag-tralala"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}