{"id":52814,"date":"2018-01-26T10:10:36","date_gmt":"2018-01-26T09:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/?p=52814"},"modified":"2022-01-26T00:34:10","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T23:34:10","slug":"cat-on-steroids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2018\/01\/26\/cat-on-steroids\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat on steroids"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #cdb79e;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">V<\/span>olgens <a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/11\/het-is-nu-officieel\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mijn mevrouw<\/span><\/a> <em>'is -ie een beetje druk'<\/em> maar of dat nou de reden is dat -ie nergens <em>geliket<\/em> wordt? Geen idee.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Mijn tegenargument (<em>\"Dat is juist de bedoeling; dat is conform het temperamentvolle karakter van de kat\")<\/em>&nbsp;maakt geen indruk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Een simpele <em>\"Oh..\"<\/em> kan ik krijgen. <em>Dodelijk<\/em>. ;-(<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Enfin. Ik heb er twee dagen lang best wel heul erg m'n best op gedaan; een koddig filmpje met allerlei gefilmde hoogtepunten uit het leven van aanloopkat <em><del>Siemen<\/del><\/em> <em>Kleinepoesje<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Oorspronkelijk mee begonnen om mijn <em>Premiere Pro montage-skills<\/em> <em>up-to-date<\/em> te houden maar toen 't ineens op een echt filmpje begon te lijken, kreeg ik er lol in en besloot 'm online te plempen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">E\u00e9n minuut is lang genoeg, toegegeven; langer is inderdaad een beetje veel van het goede, en dus leek <a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BeYj0TNFDST\/?taken-by=eamel\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Instagram<\/em><\/span><\/a> me bij uitstek h\u00e9t platform van openbaring want alleen filmpjes van maximaal 1 minuut. <em>D\u00f4h.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu een dag later. Voornoemd <em>Instagram<\/em> laat weliswaar '48x weergegeven' zien maar slechts 9 <em>likes<\/em>? Schande!<\/p>\n<p>Ja, van <em>creabea-vriendin<\/em> <em>Roelien<\/em> maar die <em>liket<\/em> alles wat ik doe om me publieke vernedering te besparen. W\u00e9l lief hoor, daar niet van. En&nbsp;<a href=\"#feestboek\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Facebook<\/span><\/em><\/a> dan? Drie hele <em>thumbs-up<\/em>. Toe maar.<\/p>\n<p>Alle gekheid op mijn stokje; <em>likes<\/em> doen mij natuurlijk niks. Erkenning krijg ik wel als ik dood ben en filmpjes maken doe ik natuurlijk alleen voor mezelf en voor mezelf alleen.&nbsp; Je bent tenslotte <em>Fries<\/em> \u00e9n <em>man<\/em> = <em>nuchter<\/em> en dus ongevoelig voor nutteloze sentimenten.<\/p>\n<p>Nee, als er iets voor de <em>katzekut<\/em> is geweest, de afgelopen jaren, was het wel&nbsp;<a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/three-minute-film\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">die vermaledijde filmopleiding<\/span><\/a>&nbsp;die me een jaar van mijn leven gekost heeft. Maar goed; dat hield me uit de kroeg en daar is ook wat voor te zeggen. <em><strong>#halfvolglas<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Zo. Ga ik nu even stilletjes in een hoekje zitten huilen want <em>likes<\/em>, die&nbsp;doen me niks.<\/p><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a id=\"kleinepoesje\"><\/a><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_64035\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"1280\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"1280\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XPkTnXcJXKE?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XPkTnXcJXKE\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/XPkTnXcJXKE\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em><a id=\"feestboek\"><\/a>Feestboek. Ook al zo'n succes.&nbsp;<\/em>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-52825\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"735\" height=\"1067\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek.jpg 735w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek-705x1024.jpg 705w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek-636x923.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/kleindepoesje_feestboek-551x800.jpg 551w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 735px) 100vw, 735px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nee, wat dat betreft doet <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/rappersjors.nl\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Rapper -WTF- Sjors<\/em><\/span><\/a> het <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vkmag.com\/magazine\/oke_internet_kan_echt_opgedoekt_worden_rapper_sjors_sekstape_is_hier\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">beter<\/span><\/a>&#8230;&nbsp;&#x1f914;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1606,1026,79,865,9,42],"tags":[2097,1111,2645,1240,1132,2644,1139,1183],"class_list":["post-52814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1606","category-animated-gif","category-bistenenblomkes","category-bizar","category-humor","category-zucht","tag-2097","tag-bistenenblomkes","tag-cat-on-steroids","tag-facebook","tag-instagram","tag-kleinepoesje","tag-kreatyfmeidurk","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52814\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}