{"id":56162,"date":"2018-05-29T01:01:45","date_gmt":"2018-05-28T23:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/?p=56162"},"modified":"2022-04-21T11:46:04","modified_gmt":"2022-04-21T09:46:04","slug":"tafeltjedurkje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2018\/05\/29\/tafeltjedurkje\/","title":{"rendered":"Tafeltjedurkje"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-73228\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/milkshake.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"100\"\/><\/span><\/strong><\/span><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box-outline\">A<\/span> sinds <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/07\/mn-eerste-auto\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mijn eerste autootje<\/span><\/a> is 't drama achter het stuur.<\/p>\n<p>Een beetje bocht <em>et voil\u00e0<\/em>: werkelijk niks blijft er op die kutbijrijdersstoel staan.&nbsp;Dat men daar nou nog niks op bedacht heeft. We sturen mensen naar <del>de maan<\/del> <em>Mars<\/em> maar je flesje cola rechtop houden tijdens het autorijden? Vergeet het maar.<\/p>\n<p>Laatst nog. Sta ik bij <em>Mac's drive-in<\/em>, neem m'n bestelling in ontvangst, stuur mezelf vervolgens richting parkeerplaats en wat denk je? <em>Bam!<\/em> Milkshake over de vloer.<\/p>\n<p>Balen. &#x1f624;<\/p>\n<p>Enfin.&nbsp;Geen meuk is mijn automatten bespaard gebleven, zo door de jaren heen; cola, 63 aanstekers, de inhoud van m'n portemonnee, sleutelbossen, volle balen shag, minstens vier patat (m\u00e9t mayonaise!) en zelfs een incidentele asbak over het interieur.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #708090;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">En toen, 32 jaar na het behalen van mijn rijbewijs, was ik het h\u00e9lemaal z\u00e0t: hier m\u00f3\u00e9st een oplossing voor komen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Omdat ik toevallig sloophout, een stukkie vloerbedekking, een half blikje zijdeglans, twee linkerhanden \u00e9n tijd teveel had, was de keuze gauw gemaakt; een auto-tafeltje (ook wel: <em>Autofeltje<\/em>\u00a9\u00ae&#x2122;). <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Eureka!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Ok\u00e9, toegegeven; hij is zo scheef als een <em>hoerentoeter<\/em> maar dat geeft niks,&nbsp;<a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2017\/04\/08\/hekje-twee-hoerentoeter\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">dat zijn we hier gewend<\/span><\/a>, en dus stellen we onszelf de volgende vragen;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><em>1. Functioneert 't? Ja.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><em>2. Is 't mooi? Nee.<br \/>\n3. Is dat noodzakelijk? Nee.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Aldus, loeizwaar en niet van z'n plek te krijgen en kl\u00e0\u00e0r is <a style=\"color: #ffffff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/category\/klusse-mei-durk\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Kees de Klussert<\/em><\/span><\/a>.<em>&nbsp;&#x1f4aa;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Goed. Nu nog even een reden bedenken om die auto <del>weer eens<\/del> te gebruiken.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<p><strong style=\"text-align: inherit; color: #00ccff;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\"><em>#ikmaakwatmee<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>(\u2190 schuif voor het fenomenale resultaat van mijn kluskunst \u2192)<\/strong><\/span><\/center><center><\/center><center><div class=\"image-comparator overlay  overlayed-slider\" style=\"width: 100%;\"data-ic-value=\"50\"><div class=\"images\"><div class=\"left\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/1.jpg\"><img src = \"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"\/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"right\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/2.jpg\"><img src = \"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"\/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ic-clear\"><!-- Empty --><\/div><\/div><div class=\"slider-wrapper\"><div class=\"slider\" ><!-- Empty --><\/div><\/div><\/div ><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#ikmaakwatmee<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":80009,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1606,865,23,872,1093,1091,107,85,8],"tags":[2097,1206,3554,3555,1136],"class_list":["post-56162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1606","category-bizar","category-cool","category-frjemd","category-klusse-mei-durk","category-kreatyfmeidurk","category-kunsdt","category-op-stap","category-technyk","tag-2097","tag-auto","tag-autotafeltje","tag-bijrijdersstoel","tag-klusse-mei-durk"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}