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T<\/span><\/strong><\/span>enslotte nog een huishoudelijke mededeling van niet-medische<\/em> aard; ik ben volkomen talentloos en heb er de grootste lol om. Geen idee waarom ik dat alhier moet reclameren maar 't kwam op als kakken. En als je moet, dan moet je. Dus eigenlijk toch medisch. Goed.<\/span><\/p>\nBinnenkort meer. Einde bericht.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1636,865,872,9,40,863,42],"tags":[1621,2814,1125,1130,2813],"class_list":["post-5857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1636","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-meaculpa","category-oars","category-zucht","tag-1621","tag-ejaculatie","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-stoppen-met-roken"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Volgens de lokale geneesheer ben ik, na minstens vijftien jaar onveilig hoeren, snoeren en inwendig ejaculeren zonder enig tastbaar resultaat, lichamelijk in staat baby's te maken anders dan van papier-mach\u00e9 of Play-Doh<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/medische_update_2.png\")