{"id":67262,"date":"2020-09-04T19:45:27","date_gmt":"2020-09-04T17:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/?p=67262"},"modified":"2021-09-04T07:23:09","modified_gmt":"2021-09-04T05:23:09","slug":"trutjurk-gruttepier-doen-aan-quarantaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2020\/09\/04\/trutjurk-gruttepier-doen-aan-quarantaine\/","title":{"rendered":"Trutjurk &#038; GruttePier doen aan quarantaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt; color: #99ccff;\">Z<\/span><\/strong>eg eamel, wat ben je stil. Schort er iets aan?<\/p>\n<p>Ik hoor 't je zeggen. En om je gerust te stellen; nee hoor, niks aan het handje. Althans; naast de reguliere fysieke dan wel mentale <em>breakdowns<\/em> die mijn <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2018\/06\/17\/beenmergpunctie-het-vervolg\/\" target=\"_blank\">aandoening<\/a><\/span> tegenwoordig \u00e9n steeds vaker met zich meebrengt (lang verhaal, doen we later), gaat 't verder prima.<\/p>\n<p>Sinds die <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/tinyurl.com\/y44ft7h4\" target=\"_blank\">Croma<\/a><\/span><\/em> zijn intrede deed, begin dit jaar, is er echter wel iets veranderd in <em>Huize Eamel<\/em>, met name als we het hebben over onze vrijetijdsbesteding.<\/p>\n<p>Bloggen wordt minder belangrijk -ik kom toch nergens-, de<em> social media's<\/em> liggen al enige tijd op <em>hunnie<\/em> gat alhier -het was u ongetwijfeld niet ontgaan- en <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/category\/klusse-mei-durk\/\" target=\"_blank\">klussen is nog steeds geen succes<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Derhalve hebben <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/category\/mevrouw\/\" target=\"_blank\">mijn mevrouw<\/a><\/span> en ik een fijn alternatief gevonden voor het ontberende libido van beiden en we noemen het <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.callofduty.com\/mobile\" target=\"_blank\">Call of Duty Mobile<\/a><\/span><\/em>.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #696969;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Een geinig spelletje voor zowel <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/call-of-duty-mobile\/id1287282214\" target=\"_blank\">Apple<\/a><\/em><\/span> als <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.activision.callofduty.shooter&amp;hl=nl\" target=\"_blank\">Android<\/a><\/em><\/span> en het houdt ons inmiddels al m\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1nden dwangmatig bezig.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Hoewel de schrijver dezes in andere spellen altijd het onderspit moet delven van <em>diehard game-foetussen<\/em>, blijkt uw eamel in <em>COD<\/em> ineens een onmiskenbaar talent. <strong>#alzegikhetzelf #ahum<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Anyway;<\/em> mocht u me weer kwijt zijn..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Waarschijnlijk loop ik weer mijn mevrouw aan bonken te schieten in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i0x_bEdN51E\" target=\"_blank\"><em>NukeTown<\/em><\/a><\/span> of <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fzkiRY9ZvAk\" target=\"_blank\">Rust<\/a><\/span><\/em>. Zoek gerust om <strong><em>Trutjurk<\/em><\/strong> (da's mevrouw) en\/of <em><strong>&#8211;(GruttePier)-<\/strong><\/em>&#8211; (\u00e7'est moi, voorheen <strong><em>AbsoluteN008<\/em><\/strong>) in <em>COD Mobile<\/em> en voeg ons toe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Lachen man.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Nou, dat was 't. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Signing off! <\/em><\/span>&#x270a;&#x1f60e;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1200px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-67262-1\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" poster=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/codm_2020-08-04_10_36_54.jpg\" preload=\"auto\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/AbsoluteN008-aka-GruttePier-TrutJurk-doing-quarantine-with-Call-Of-Duty-Mobile-2020.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/AbsoluteN008-aka-GruttePier-TrutJurk-doing-quarantine-with-Call-Of-Duty-Mobile-2020.mp4\">https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/AbsoluteN008-aka-GruttePier-TrutJurk-doing-quarantine-with-Call-Of-Duty-Mobile-2020.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":73579,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1710,23,60,920,9,40,1305,1025,8],"tags":[1582,2589,2590,2588,2587,1306,1464,1183],"class_list":["post-67262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1710","category-cool","category-filmpke","category-hoera","category-humor","category-meaculpa","category-mevrouw","category-seks","category-technyk","tag-1582","tag-android","tag-apple","tag-call-of-duty-mobile","tag-cod","tag-mevrouw","tag-spelletje","tag-youtube"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67262\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}