{"id":796,"date":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/argh"},"modified":"2022-05-10T11:46:48","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T09:46:48","slug":"argh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/1970\/01\/01\/argh\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer In Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">L<\/span>oop ik nietsvermoedend m'n slaapkamer binnen om mezelf plichtsgetrouw es even aan te kleden, valt m'n oog op iets merkwaardigs: er ligt een beer in bed!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Weliswaar \u00e9\u00e9n van het speelgoedsoort maar desalniettemin: keurig ingestopt, koppie over de rand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>What was I thinking?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Wat voor ranzigs heb ik uitgehaald in de duistere krochten van m'n dromen? Na een grondige inspectie van <em>Beer<\/em> blijken er gelukkig geen sporen van <em>spermatozo\u00efden<\/em> achtergelaten., maar dan toch Pfoei.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Vraag blijft: wat deed ondergetekende met <em>Beer<\/em> in bed? Of eigenlijk: <em>wil<\/em> ik 't wel weten??<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Loop ik nietsvermoedend m'n slaapkamer binnen om mezelf plichtsgetrouw es even aan te kleden, valt m'n oog op iets merkwaardigs: er ligt een beer in bed! Weliswaar \u00e9\u00e9n van het speelgoedsoort maar desalniettemin: keurig ingestopt, koppie over de rand. What was I thinking? Wat voor ranzigs heb ik uitgehaald in de duistere krochten van &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Beer In Bed\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/1970\/01\/01\/argh\/#more-796\" aria-label=\"Read more about Beer In Bed\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3947,865,872,9,52,1025,80,42],"tags":[1112,1125,1130,1144,1150,1155,1157,1162],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-3947","category-bizar","category-frjemd","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-seks","category-thus","category-zucht","tag-bizar","tag-frjemd","tag-humor","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-seks","tag-meuk","tag-thus","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}