{"id":84914,"date":"2022-12-26T18:47:16","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T18:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/?p=84914"},"modified":"2024-11-17T19:47:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T18:47:26","slug":"b-o-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/26\/b-o-b\/","title":{"rendered":"B.O.B."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">I<\/span>k weet 't nog als de dag van gisteren, met name omdat 't de dag van gisteren w\u00e2s, dat ik tijdens <em>Tweede Kerstdag<\/em> een verontrustend telefoontje kreeg.<\/p>\n<p>Het was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/search\/broer\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Broer<\/em><\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-85603 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1-274x410.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1-274x410.jpg 274w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1-487x730.jpg 487w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1-585x877.jpg 585w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_1.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><\/a><em>Broer<\/em>, werkzaam <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2016\/03\/07\/plog-broer-op-bezoek\" target=\"_blank\">in de omgeving<\/a><\/span> van <em>Rotjeknor<\/em>, vroeg zich af of ik, toevallig \u00f3\u00f3k woonachtig <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2018\/10\/04\/dag-huis-dag-tuin-dag-opbergschuur\" target=\"_blank\">in die omgeving<\/a><\/span>, genegen was hem naar een lokaal ziekenhuis te brengen daar zijn hart onnatuurlijk tekeer ging, en dat was niet omdat -ie mij aan de lijn had.<\/p>\n<p>De schrik sloeg mij euh.. \u00f3\u00f3k om het hart en -uiteraard- was ik daartoe bereid want ja, <em>familie<\/em>, daar heb je maar \u00e9\u00e9n van.<\/p>\n<p><em>Us Mem<\/em>, gezellig de kerst doorbrengend bij <del>haar favoriete zoon<\/del> mij thuis, liet ik op verzoek van <em>Broer<\/em> nog even in het ongewisse, want paniek om niks, daar heeft niemand wat aan.<\/p>\n<p>Amper met \u00e9\u00e9n been in de auto ging de telefoon w\u00e9\u00e9r; wederom Broer, maar nu met een lichte paniek in zunne stem.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #708090;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-85654 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b-274x410.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b-274x410.jpg 274w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b-489x730.jpg 489w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b-585x874.jpg 585w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_2b.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Z'n hartslag zat nu rond de 200 en de collega's vonden het niet verantwoord hem nog langer in die toestand op het schip te tolereren. Gevolg: een ambulance en mijn hulp bleek niet langer nodig.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Lang verhaal kort; <em>Broer<\/em> mocht <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maasstadziekenhuis.nl\/specialismen-afdelingen\/cardiologie\/eerste-hart-hulp-ehh\/\" target=\"_blank\">een nachtje<\/a><\/span> in het <em>Maasstad ziekenhuis<\/em> doorbrengen, alwaar men met een cocktail van rust, pillen en een handjevol mooie zusters zijn hartslag weer naar acceptabele waarden wist te reduceren.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Eind goed, al goed. Nah ja.. <em>Sort of.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><em>Anyways. <br \/>\nUs Mem<\/em> keerde gerustgesteld met de gereserveerde taxi weer naar 't <em>Hoge Noorden<\/em>, en ook wij besloten ons die kant op te begeven daar het voor mij al even geleden was dat ik aldaar verbleef.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #bebebe;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_79994\"  width=\"1280\" height=\"800\"  data-origwidth=\"1280\" data-origheight=\"800\"  data-relstop=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QQQa6zrWSAE?enablejsapi=1&origin=https:\/\/www.eamel.net&iv_load_policy=3&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&disablekb=0&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><span itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QQQa6zrWSAE\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"YouTube video\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/QQQa6zrWSAE\/0.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"\"><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier;\">Omdat dit stukske toch al nieuwswaarde <em>nihil<\/em> heeft, heb ik besloten het nog n\u00e9t even iets oninteressanter te maken door een filmpje te plaatsen, van de terugweg. Die slome links is <em>Broer<\/em>, die Adembenemende Goddelijkheid ernaast, dat ben ik. Ter kennisgeving; er is geen clou, geen kop, geen kont. Vijf minuten onzin, alleen voorzien van enige, niet-relevante geluidseffectjes&#8230; <span style=\"font-size: 20pt;\">&#x1f634;<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier;\">Enfin. Tijd teveel, talent te weinig. Het is mijn <\/span><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'courier new', courier;\"><a title=\"density\" rel=\"nofollow noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/density.mp4\" class=\"vp-a vp-mp4-type vp-modal-click vp-modal-click_shortcode\">density<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><div style=\"background-color: #708090;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-85629 size-large aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3-487x730.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3-487x730.jpg 487w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3-274x410.jpg 274w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3-585x877.jpg 585w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ta_telegram_3.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE 22 MAART, 2023.<\/strong>&nbsp;Omdat <em>Broer<\/em>'s hart het niet kon laten overstuur te doen, besloot de medische wetenschap begin dit nieuwe jaar dat <em>Broer<\/em> een <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hartstichting.nl\/hart-en-vaatziekten\/behandelingen\/ablatie\" target=\"_blank\"><em>ablatie<\/em><\/a><\/span> moest ondergaan;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hartstichting.nl\/hart-en-vaatziekten\/behandelingen\/ablatie\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-85661 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/definitie_ablatie-570x260.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/definitie_ablatie-570x260.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/definitie_ablatie-585x267.jpg 585w, https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/definitie_ablatie.jpg 661w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nou, dat dus. <em>More or less. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Omdat 't 'm kennelijk zo goed bevallen was, de vorige keer, mocht ik wederom <del>voor taxichauffeur spelen<\/del> het genoegen proeven <em>Broer<\/em> heen \u00e9n terug transporteren, van en naar dat <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mcl.nl\/\" target=\"_blank\">plattelandsziekenhuis<\/a><\/span>. <br \/>\n<em>En zo kwam alles nog goed.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nu nog even van die vermaledijde reuma zien af te komen en <em>Broer<\/em> is weer helemaal <em>'it mantsje'<\/em>&#8230;<\/p><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility 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