{"id":883,"date":"2004-12-07T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/jackass-in-de-file"},"modified":"2021-12-07T01:56:22","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T00:56:22","slug":"jackass-in-de-file","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/07\/jackass-in-de-file\/","title":{"rendered":"Jackass in de file"},"content":{"rendered":"
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J<\/span>e bent jong en euhm.. je bent jong.<\/p>\n

En wild. En zo.<\/p>\n

Enfin. Schouwspel in de file; een tweetal, naar ik denk Fazantenkuikens<\/em> (heten die zo? kuikens?), op ontdekkingsreis langs De Grote Weg<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Waarschijnlijk ligt Moeder Fazant<\/em> ergens onderuitgezakt The Bird and the Beautiful<\/em> te kijken want ze is nergens te bekennen.<\/p><\/div>\n

Kennelijk is het een leuk spelletje want elke keer als er weer zo'n gevaarte voorbij is gekomen wiebelen die twee piepende haarballen na\u00efef naar des wegens' kant om vervolgens dolenthousiast met een driedubbele salto achterwaarts in de achterliggende berm terecht te komen…<\/p>\n

Ik ben nog nooit zo blij geweest als vanmiddag, toen de file weer in beweging kwam. Doodsangsten en angstzweet. Wie zei dat Fazantenpubers niet opstandig kunnen zijn? <\/em>🙄<\/p><\/div>

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