{"id":958,"date":"2004-04-18T23:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-18T22:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/erectie"},"modified":"2022-04-18T12:51:05","modified_gmt":"2022-04-18T10:51:05","slug":"erectie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/18\/erectie\/","title":{"rendered":"Erectie!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E<\/span>en willekeurig zondag.<\/p>\n

Family dinner<\/em>. Broer, broer, Deit<\/em>, Mem<\/em> en ondergetekende aan de eettafel.<\/p>\n

Het gesprek van de dag gaat nergens over. En tussen de gewoonlijke discussies om wordt de stamppot vredig naar binnen gewerkt. <\/p>\n

Totdat Deit<\/em><\/a><\/span> (=vader), hardhorend \u00e9n slechtziend, ineens hardop roept;<\/p>\n

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\"\"Stilte.<\/span><\/p>\n

Niemand beweegt.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kijken naar Deit<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Deit<\/em> eet.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kijken naar elkaar.<\/span><\/p>\n

Om vervolgens schouderophalend verder te eten.<\/span><\/p>\n

Zonder ook maar \u00e9\u00e9n woord te zeggen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Die Deit<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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What's on the deit's mind<\/a><\/span>?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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