{"id":9693,"date":"2012-06-21T10:25:24","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T09:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/flitsbericht"},"modified":"2024-06-22T11:15:52","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T09:15:52","slug":"flitsbericht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/21\/flitsbericht\/","title":{"rendered":"Flitsbericht"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">I<\/span>k ben gistermorgen 'geflitst'. Op de <em>Stougjesdijk<\/em>, ter hoogte van de <em>Phoenix<\/em> ('foeniks' zegt men hier fonetisch; wij doen niet duur) en <em>S.h. Boender V.o.f.\/Landleven Tegels<\/em>, door zo'n flitspaal.<\/p>\n<p>En aangezien mijn kenteken geen verantwoordelijkheid mag dragen van de wet, word ik vervolgens aansprakelijk gesteld voor alles wat ik met dat kenteken doe.<\/p>\n<p>Het is best opmerkelijk, die flits, want<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ik weet al h\u00e9\u00e9l lang dat die paal daar staat;<\/li>\n<li>Had dat niet het geval geweest, had zelfs een blinde hem al van verre zien staan. Hij staat op een prominente plek en heeft van die kekke kleurtjes; roze en blauw. Niet te missen;<\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #fdf5e6;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ik z\u00e0g 'm aankomen.&nbsp;Dus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9661\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px;\" title=\"flits\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flits.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"127\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Maar goed.&nbsp;Net als die fietser op dat grote, lege plein en dat \u00e9ne paaltje waarvan hij denkt: \"<em>D\u00e0\u00e0r moet ik niet tegenaan rijden.<\/em>\" en het vervolgens t\u00f2ch doet, bedacht ik me; \"<em>Ik moet snelheid minderen want flitspaal.<\/em>\" en joeg mezelf en mijn kenteken er v\u00f2l langs.<\/p>\n<p>Tachtig waar je honderd k\u00e0n maar slechts vijftig m\u00e0g.<\/p>\n<p>Soms begrijp ik mezelf niet. Iets aan zien komen en er t\u00f2ch niet op anticiperen.<\/p>\n<p>Wellicht tijd voor &#8211;<em>flits<\/em>&#8211; zelfreflectie.<\/p>\n<p>Kut <em>indeed<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/embed?pb=!4v1624230331557!6m8!1m7!1sOzprmz48NVfFbDIBLB7ZsQ!2m2!1d51.80173364693077!2d4.435613313854033!3f268.16745794716314!4f0.995853846426229!5f0.7820865974627469\" width=\"1280\" height=\"600\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><center>Daar staat -ie, dat kreng <em>[<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flitsbericht.jpg\">spiegeltje<\/a><\/span>]<\/em> &#x1f621;<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":73648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":null,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1611,1026,872,40,52,85,42],"tags":[1651,1105,3605,1112,3601,1125,2655,1141,1144,1147,3604,3603,3602,1162],"class_list":["post-9693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1611","category-animated-gif","category-frjemd","category-meaculpa","category-Mooi-kudt","category-op-stap","category-zucht","tag-1651","tag-animated-gif","tag-bekeuring","tag-bizar","tag-flitspaal","tag-frjemd","tag-klaaswaal","tag-meaculpa","tag-mooi-kudt","tag-op-stap","tag-phoenix","tag-politie","tag-stougjesdijk","tag-zucht"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9693\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}