{"id":9875,"date":"2012-07-02T11:04:59","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T10:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/%d8%ac%d9%87%d8%a7%d8%af"},"modified":"2022-07-02T09:06:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-02T07:06:04","slug":"klus-%d8%ac%d9%87%d8%a7%d8%af","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/02\/klusjihad\/","title":{"rendered":"Klusjihad"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9922\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px;\" title=\"ogammabinladen\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ogammabinladen2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"173\" height=\"78\"\/><span class=\"penci-dropcap-box\">W<\/span>at<em> \u00ecs<\/em> dat toch met&nbsp;buren en bouwterreur? Werkt men met verborgen agenda's? Heb ik een memo gemist?<\/p>\n<p>W\u00e9kenlang (W\u00e0t zeg ik? M\u00e0\u00e0ndenlang&#8230; ) is <strong>buurman <em>A<\/em>.<\/strong> bezig met z'n geveltje, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Op den diek\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/8IwL\" target=\"_blank\">daar<\/a><\/span> op de dijk. Oude structuur er af en nostalgisch handgesneden, marmerachtige plaatjes er op.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>'s Ochtends, 's middags en 's avonds hakken, bikken, zagen,<em> vice versa<\/em> en door elkaar.<\/p>\n<p>Uiteraard ook in het weekend en v\u00f2\u00f2ral op zondag. Op het laatst tot vervelens toe -buiten zitten was een crime en zelfs <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Lijster, de Merel\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/11\/lijster\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lijster<\/a><\/span><\/em> -onze huismerel- was zich de <em>apetyfus<\/em> geschrokken- maar <em>soit<\/em>; <em>wij<\/em> zijn tolerant. Afgelopen zaterdag was het klaar. Ein-de-lijk<em>: h<\/em><em>ij<\/em> z'n nieuwe geveltje, <em>ik<\/em> m'n rust.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>D\u00e0cht<\/em> ik&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #f7efb4;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Want nu heeft <strong>buurman <em>B.<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;in al zijn wijsheid besloten z'n buitentoilet uit te breiden.<\/p>\n<p>Tot zondagavond half tien hakken, bikken, zagen, <em>vice versa<\/em> en door elkaar. Als topping word ik hedenmorgen uit m'n bed gelanceerd door iets wat lijkt op het equivalent van een&nbsp;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a class=\"hoverZoomLink\" title=\"Leopard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.enemyforces.net\/tanks\/leopard2a5.jpg\">Leopardtank<\/a><\/em><\/span> op het asfalt van het leven.<\/p>\n<p>Kijk; dat ik op dat tijdstip niet thuis hoor te zijn, mijn gevel ook wel een opknapbeurt kan gebruiken en ik al j\u00e0ren een nieuwe badkamer nodig heb heeft er natuurlijk helem\u00e0\u00e0l niks mee te maken.<\/p>\n<p>Nee&#8230; Ze <em>doen<\/em> het er gewoon om, die <em>Ogamma Bin Laden<\/em>'s uit de polder.<\/p>\n<p>Een&nbsp;<em>fundamentalistische ploegendienst,<\/em>&nbsp;een <em>klus-<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Jihad\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/nl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jihad\" target=\"_blank\">Jihad<\/a><\/span>&#8230;&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>D\u00e0t is 't&#8230;. &#x1f621;&#x1f621;&#x1f621;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\">\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n&#x2620; <\/span>Dit. Dus.<\/strong> <span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">&#x2620;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><center><div style=\"width:100%\">\n\n<audio download  crossorigin playsinline controls  preload=\"auto\" class=\"player61217\" autoplay  >\n  <source src=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Memo.m4a\" type=\"audio\/mp3\">\n  \nYour browser does not support the audio element.\n<\/audio>\n<\/div>\n\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nconst players61217 = Plyr.setup('.player61217', {\n\tcontrols:[\n\t'play',\t'progress',\t'duration',\t'mute',\t'volume',\t\t\t\n\t\t\t'current-time',\t'restart',\t\n\t   ],\n\tseekTime: 10});\n<\/script>\n<style>\n\n.plyr__control[data-plyr=\"play\"]{\n  background: #4f5b5f;\n  color: #ffffff;\n\n}\n.plyr--full-ui input[type=range]{\n  color: #4f5b5f;\n}\n.plyr__control{\n  color: #4f5b5f;\n}\n\n.plyr__time, .plyr__time--duration{\n color: #4f5b5f;\n}\n\n\/*Secondery*\/\n\nbutton.plyr__control:hover{\n  background: #1aafff; }\n\n.plyr--audio .plyr__control[aria-expanded=true] {\nbackground: #1aafff;}\n\n.plyr--video .plyr__control[aria-expanded=true] {\nbackground: #1aafff;}\n\n.plyr__control--overlaid:hover {\nbackground: #1aafff;}\n\n.plyr__menu__container .plyr__control[role=menuitemradio][aria-checked=true]::before {\n    background: #1aafff; }\n.plyr--full-ui input[type=range] {\ncolor: #1aafff; }\n\n.plyr--audio .plyr__control[aria-expanded=true] {\nbackground: #1aafff; }\n\n.plyr--video .plyr__control[aria-expanded=true] {\nbackground: #1aafff; }\n\n.plyr__control--overlaid:hover {\n   #1aafff; }\n.plyr__menu__container .plyr__control[role=menuitemradio][aria-checked=true]::before {\n    #1aafff; }\n\n.plyr--audio .plyr__controls {\n\tbackground:# !important;\n}\n\n<\/style>\n<\/center><center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><\/center><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"><em><strong>12.00 u.:<\/strong> Zucht. Gaat 't <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"luchtalarm\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VtQcbQK_1yM\" target=\"_blank\">luchtalarm<\/a><\/span> \u00f2\u00f2k nog af. 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