{"id":989,"date":"2004-09-12T06:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T06:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/no-i-will-not"},"modified":"2021-09-12T02:50:47","modified_gmt":"2021-09-12T00:50:47","slug":"no-i-will-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/2004\/09\/12\/no-i-will-not\/","title":{"rendered":"No, I will not."},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half first\"><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40pt; color: #99ccff;\">H<\/span><\/strong>et komt <em>meer<\/em> voor dan <em>niet<\/em>; <em>\"Zeg. Hoe kom ik van die rare software af? Ik bedoel, hoe heet dat, die spyware. Kun jij es kijken?\" <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Of; <em>\"M'n pc is zo traag, kun jij dat ding es onderhanden nemen?\"&nbsp;<\/em>En natuurlijk; <em>\"Kun jij es voordoen&#8230;?\" <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ik dacht het opgelost te hebben door een barri\u00e8re in te bouwen; ik doe 't voor je mits je er een dure fles whisky tegenover zet maar helaas: voor sommigen is zelfs dat geen beletsel.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"gca-column one-half\"><div style=\"background-color: #778899;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Niet verkeerd hoor, een flesje <em>JW<\/em>,&nbsp;maar je <em>ken<\/em> wel nagaan dat ik zo onderhand een slijterij kan beginnen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Kortom; ik ga paal en perk stellen. De boel v\u00f3\u00f3r zijn. 't Moet maar es afgelopen zijn. OF IK DAAR ALLEMAAL TIJD VOOR HEB??!?1?&nbsp;Zijn ze nu helemaal gek geworden?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/09\/notfixyourcomputer.png\">Dus de eerste stap is gezet<\/a><\/span>.&nbsp;Ook weer opgelost.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 25pt;\">&#x1f61d;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gca-utility clearfix\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":59031,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"passster_activate_protection":false,"passster_protect_child_pages":"","passster_protection_type":"password","passster_password":"","passster_passwords":"","passster_password_list":"","passster_password_lists":"","passster_activate_user_restriction":"","passster_user_restriction_type":"user-role","passster_user_restriction":"no-role","passster_activate_overwrite_defaults":"","passster_headline":"","passster_instruction":"","passster_placeholder":"","passster_button":"","passster_id":"","passster_activate_misc_settings":"","passster_redirect_url":"","passster_hide":"no","passster_area_shortcode":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1705,1062,1034,9,52,8,101,42],"tags":[1707,1528,1130,1527,1156],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1705","category-ausxserieux","category-freontsjes","category-humor","category-Mooi-kudt","category-technyk","category-wier-bard","category-zucht","tag-1707","tag-fuck-off","tag-humor","tag-no-i-will-not","tag-technyk"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/59031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eamel.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}